Dr. Pistoph: “Shut-Up Jimmy Carter!”
on Dec 31, 1969The Worst President in History is really pissing me off. My reference is not to the Messiah and Anointed One, our make-believe president, Barack Hussein Obama. At the rate he’s going, I have no doubt that he’ll easily achieve this title, but for...

Dr. Pistoph Hysterical Over PETA
on Dec 31, 1969Several days ago PETA struck again. For those of you who have just emerged from a 20-year coma, PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. In reality PETA stands for Pinheads Exhibiting Total Asininity. I particularly like another a...

Dr. Pistoph: Serious Problems of the Day
on Dec 31, 1969I remember when I first started my career back in the Stone Age. Accounting records were kept on large ledger sheets and data was input by hand. Contact information was written in a book or on a Rolodex card. We took pictures the old fashioned way an...

Dr. Pistoph: Let’s Un-U.N.
on Dec 31, 1969Why in the blue blazes are we still a member of the United Nations? I realize that a bunch of wooly-headed liberals will become completely apoplectic over what I’m intimating. Which is exactly why we should be questioning our participation in the U...

Dr. Pistoph on Cash for Clankers
on Dec 31, 1969I’m at my wits-end. Now, in addition to stealing our tax dollars to bail-out General Motors, Chrysler and the United Auto Workers Union the Messiah, Anointed One and our make-believe President, is stealing more of our tax dollars to buy what he con...

Dr. Pistoph’s “Teachable Moment”
on Dec 31, 1969Today’s language is so fraught with tripe, drivel and political correctness that I’m surprised it’s even possible for us to communicate with each other. There are many words and phrases that are absolutely maddening. Who comes up with this stuf...

Dr. Pistoph on People Watching
on Dec 31, 1969While on vacation recently over July 4th my wife and I took the occasion to “people watch.” This was both an amusing and a not-so-amusing experience. There were moments of awe and wonder and other truly horrifying scenes. We were in the mountains...

Dr. Pistoph: Unreal Reality
on Dec 31, 1969Recently I wrote about how modern day television sucks. And that got me to look further into this phenomenon. As you know I do a lot of research. Lately I’ve been in triple research overtime. Folks, I’m talking serious research. And here’s what...

Dr. Pistoph Says, “Join the Rest of the World!”
on Dec 31, 1969My wife and I ate at a restaurant the other night in one of our favorite vacation spots. We’ve eaten there many times in the past. It’s a steak place where you cook your own steak over one of several strategically placed grills around the restaur...

Dr. Pistoph: Misbehavin’ Morons
on Dec 31, 1969I am convinced that our country would be a much better place if parents were to start spanking their kids again. Unfortunately kids are no longer afraid of their parents and as a result they grow up to be just plain rotten. There is a plethora of exa...