Why I Hate Everything About Madonna
on Oct 12, 2008 in Madonna Britney Spears humor satire Kevin Federline Ok, I don't REALLY hate Madonna. I think she's a very talented, innovative attention whore. She's been a strong force in the music industry since before I was born, I get it - I respect her as a musician; I loathe her as an icon.It all st

Derailed Diet Excuses That Just Don't Work
on Oct 3, 2008 in Hershey's diet Susan Powter dieting life Jenny Craig humor humor satire health Richard Simmons fitness Sandra Seigle This had to pop up sooner or later, what with my making fun of whiny heavy people who are only heavy through their own lack of will power (and I can say that, as I've had to jump back on the diet bandwagon myself because of some poor diet choices - d

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...
on Oct 1, 2008 in kids parenthood life humor satire Stephen King Sandra Seigle children He'll eat it. That simple. He'll eat it, and poop it out in your pantry on top of something not well sealed a few hours later.Both of my children have a Breakthrough to Literacy program going in each of their schools - which is great, don't

Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back
on Sep 29, 2008 in Metallica Meatloaf humor music satire Stephen King Sandra Seigle Ah, Meatloaf.You thought this was going to be some whiny emo post, didn't you? From me? Riiiight...Who doesn't love Meatloaf? That is, anyone who's heard of him and doesn't think he's the gloppy red-sauced stuff they serve at nurs

Here's a Bunny With a Pancake on its Head
on Sep 25, 2008 in Burger King Disney random humor George W Bush Sandra Seigle Yup, it's another round of deep thoughts.Is it me, or are kids bigger than they used to be? Maybe the government should regulate the use of Miracle Grow on fruit and vegetable crops.Does the Disney Channel have a secret laboratory somewhere where the

Quick, Hide the Google AdSense, Part 2
on Sep 21, 2008 in humor satire porn Where was I? Ah yes, porn.Is there a factory somewhere deep in Arkansas that produces peroxide blond women with G-cup silicon boobs and too much lip liner, with their brains lobotomized so all they can say is "Ooooh," "Yeah," and, &quo

Quick, Hide the Google AdSense, Part 1
on Sep 20, 2008 in sex parents life humor satire Anyone who's ever written online content knows that keywords are crucial. They help your content get listed in search engines, which brings traffic to your site. The more you use the same keyword in your post, the higher your ranking will be when som