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Blue Short Pants is written by Stefanus Mutileni. The drawings are painted with Paint Brush. It comprises of childhood memories and all the stories, sad or happy, are all told in a humorous and less painful way.

Owner: stefanusmutileni

Listed in: Humor

Language: English

Tags: Humour, Memories, Funny, Lifetime, Society

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Latest Blog Posts for Blue Short Pants

  • Take all, just not my Coffee Mug!
    on Jul 11, 2016
    So it is a very good Monday morning, I am in a suit and I smell like a basket of roses. The finest of them all. I've got my hair combed, this is not normal for me. My hairline is behaving and I am wearing my "hey ya'll what's good?" typa smile, I am...
  • Hearts
    on Jul 8, 2016
    I can not lose my identity in trying to identify with you. But little does that knowledge grant freedom to this heart. You enslaved me with your unapologetic stare, my inner voice hushed by your silence, yet your loud presence echoed in the distance,...
  • Open letter to the Hard Pizza Maker :(
    on Feb 9, 2016
    Pizza should be in any state. It can have so much salt, less cheese, stones, sand, whatever. It can be as bad as any disgruntled Chef can choose to make it. It will probably have a name that suits that state anyways. There is only one state that make...
  • You've got to learn how to keep up with Women.
    on Feb 1, 2016
    Nothing is more awkward than sending a text that reads, "I am at this other erotic place", when it should have read "exotic place". Worse is when you send it to your crush and now she thinks you are definitely a night wanker. Disappointments. I do no...
  • Holiday Reflections. Blue Short Pants is back!!!
    on Jan 7, 2016
    THIS IS MY WELCOME BACK POST!!!!My sincere apologies to all those who grew old waiting for Blue Short Pants to break the silence. I also grew a beard procrastinating on a new post. It has really been a while. In fact, I have been gone for a period lo...
  • My most memorable Birthday
    on Nov 9, 2015
    My very first day on earth. My very first birthday. I don't remember a thing but with news that I was born premature, I can imagine that I was very very tiny, perhaps so tiny I could fit in a size 4 shoe. I was probably so light that the nurses had t...
  • Girlfriend number 1 and Girlfriend number 2.
    on Oct 15, 2015
    I was 10 years old when I got my first girlfriend who didn't know we are dating until two years later! Yes, two years later! In those two years, I wrote her so many letters that if someone chose to publish them, I will have to call the World bank to...
  • My relationship with my clock fell through
    on Sep 16, 2015
    Have you ever loved someone so much that you just can’t make it to work on time without that particular sweetheart? Or that she is always the reason you are seated in church before the pastor? Looking all holy and smelling like a five hundred acre...
  • Guide to surviving a shopping experience with girls
    on Sep 11, 2015
    Who is not excited about going shopping? Everybody is excited, except if you are the other guy wearing his “I can do it smile”, flanked by four girls. Then in that case, you are in more trouble than a turtle turned on his back. You should be afra...
  • The Good and the Bad of Insomnia
    on Sep 4, 2015
    If you never heard about me or seen me on TV or on some cool T Shirt or on a Bill Board, its probably because I have never been on any of those ones. Well,I am that other person who hardly agrees to the science of the rotation of the earth around the...
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