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Owner: esalzman

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  • VOMELETTES‘Blowing chunks’. ‘Spewing guts’. ‘Losing your lunch’. There are countless ways to refer to throwing up, but none of them are as appropriately frank, in my opinion, as ‘vomiting’. The act of vomiting gets a bad rep, because of pop cul...
  • The end?
    on Feb 11, 2010
    If you've noticed, I haven't posted since returning to school. Unfortunately, this semester has brought with it creative outlets that aren't this blog. That's great news for me, but shitty news for you. Shitty news because you won't see much going on...
  • Billions and billions of specks
    on Jan 17, 2010
    Heading back to school tomorrow. Calling Carl Sagan to help me pack:...
  • Some times
    on Jan 2, 2010
    Sometimes, you see a friend. Sometimes, you go to a museum because they have stuff to look at. Sometimes, contemporary art makes you thirsty (first for water, then for booze). Sometimes, you pick a restaurant and hope the waitress thinks you're cute...
  • Jason Nelson is interesting
    on Dec 27, 2009
    I'm working on a 2009 gift guide. It's taking longer than expected. Explore this site while you wait. Operative word: explore. Lot's of hidden goodies and oddities.
  • Yet another thing I wish I could do: Beat boxing
    on Dec 24, 2009
    I spent a good chunk of day brooding over my skill set. When my spotlight of focus dwindled over the 'vocal-related talents' section of my life, well...there wasn't much to shine a light on. If you saw Ice, Ice, Baby Revisited (below), you already kn...
  • No airbending necessary
    on Dec 20, 2009
    About to go spend some quality time with the sibs, so I'll make this quick. Go see 'Avatar'. It's everything you want for the holidays and more. The photo below is intended to appeal to your deep set love for mech-warriors with bad gun/blade-com...
  • My week, explained with simple logic
    on Dec 15, 2009
    ---Danger: you will find bathroom talk below--- Universe of Discourse: {unrestricted} Dx: x has diarrhea Fx: x is a fart Hx: x is diarrhea Nx: x is funny Px: x is a normal poop Rx: x has a research paper due Sx: x is stressed m: Me (Ezra S...
  • 1000 is so much better than 999
    on Dec 14, 2009
    Took over a year, but we finally did it folks. I never thought I'd see the day. We just hit a thousand views if that wasn't clear from the title. Now, let's kick back and enjoy a good memory. If you're bored, go here.
  • Copy, paste
    on Dec 11, 2009
    I had a huge paper due a while ago. I spent the whole night before partying and oh boy, what a party it was. I woke up the next day and thought, Oh no! What ever will I do? A brilliant idea struck me. Why don't I just copy a professional's work and h...
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