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- I Feel Special, but I Hate All of Youon Oct 9, 2009As many of you have noticed (and sent me annoying emails because of), I’ve been taking a long break when it comes to updating this site. This is in large part due to the fact that I’ve started college again and I’ve been hard at wor...
- No I Don’t Want a Damn Cookie!on Aug 3, 2009Lately, I’ve realized that I’ve been slowly drifting away from one of my favorite hobbies, ranting about things I hate. Every once and a while, I go through a short time where nothing annoys me, which gives me false hope that the country...
- Rape of the Face, Mouth, and Throaton Jul 30, 2009If a scientist ever comes along and creates a way to delete certain memories from your brain, the following story is the one I would throw out in a heart beat. I can’t really describe it in words other than, “HOLY SHIT”, so I’...
- Of Course My Opinion Matters, but Your Survey Doesn’t!on Jul 24, 2009Is anyone else getting really sick of seeing these damn online surveys? It seems like every time I go on the internet, I get some pop-up flashing, “ATTENTION! YOUR OPINION MATTERS!—TAKE OUR SURVEY NOW!”, as if the company was trying...
- You Didn’t Need to tell Me that My Opinion Matters, I Already KnewIs anyone else getting really sick of seeing these damn online surveys? It seems like every time I go on the internet, I get some pop-up flashing, “ATTENTION! YOUR OPINION MATTERS!—TAKE OUR SURVEY NOW!”, as if the company was trying...
- 50 People Who Need to Get Punched in the FaceThis isn’t going to be that complicated of a post, but every once and a while you see someone and think, “Man, someone really needs punch that prick in the face…” Here are SOME of those people I think deserve it. In No particu...
- How to Survive a Boring MovieIt’s no secret that most of today’s movies suck, and with ticket prices coming out the ass, you simply can’t take chances of wasting money on a possible (and most likely) shitty movie. The first step to surviving a bad movie is to a...
- Damn Speeding TicketsEarlier this week, I went to the local police department to pay off a $100 speeding Image by kawaface via Flickr ticket. I had never been to this particular police station before so I had some BS mapquest directions with me, which was stupid on my pa...
- Time to Move Out of Mom’s House, Stupid!I was getting my hair cut the other day when the stylist (or whatever you call them) started telling me about her family (against my will). At first I was politely nodding my head and letting out fake laughs whenever she smiled, just so that she had...
- Top 10 Movie Wusses of All TimeEvery once and a while a movie comes along that has one particular character that makes you think, “Oh my God, what a pussy!” We’ve all had those thoughts while watching a movie, hell, every once and awhile a movie hits the jackpot...
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