18 month old Arley shares his weekly (and often daily) exploits. From dishwasher-trampolining to guinea-pig-poo-eating, Arley's one aim in life is to cause maximum mischief! And to give his mummy as many grey hairs as possible...

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Latest Blog Posts for The Adventures of Asbo Arley

  • Diary No.9: Fweeeedom!
    on Jun 24, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Stole Mummy’s toast with Bovril. Made Mummy cook another slice, just for me. Then refused it. 2. Put a colander on my head and ran around the kitchen. Bumped into the fridge. Threw the colander in the shower. 3. Pointed at the washing machin...
  • Diary No.8: Chocolate Fiend
    on Jun 23, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Drained my morning bottle in record time, then took it out to Mummy in the kitchen like a good boy! 2. ‘Helped’ Mummy empty the dishwasher. Discovered that top drawers of dishwashers are not strong enough for babies to climb on. 3. Han...
  • Diary No.7: The John Lewis Chronicles
    on Jun 21, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Danced with Mummy to ‘Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves.’ 2.Turned a complete somersault over the bar of my trolley. Yelled a bit, then got up and tried to do it again. Then yelled because I couldn’t do it! 3.Threw a broccoli at my fav...
  • Diary No.6
    on Jun 17, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Let Mummy believe (because I refused to go to bed before 9.30pm) that I would let her have a lie in. Then woke up at 5am and demanded bottle.2. 7am: demanded another bottle. 3. Was supposed to be using my arms to swim, but thought it far funnier t...
  • Diary No.5
    on Jun 13, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Threw my breakfast across the living room. 2. Refused to eat my scrambled egg. Then demanded Daddy’s. 3. Forced Mummy to give me Jaffa Cakes, under pain of hysterics.  4. Made Daddy think I wanted to cuddle him. Then snatched Daddy̵...
  • Evil Mummies
    on Jun 11, 2015 in Uncategorized
    I swear, I have the most evil mummy in the world. Other mummies let their babies climb in the dishwasher. Mine says no. Other mummies let their babies poke the dog in the bottom with a stick. Mine says no. Other mummies let their babies climb to the...
  • Diary No.4
    on Jun 9, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Put my toothbrush in the bin. 2. Opened the aviary safety door when a Mummy was inside. Birdies flew everywhere! Laughed at Mummy’s panic face. 3.Shut Mummy in the greenhouse. Laughed at Mummy. 4.Tried to poke out the dog’s eyes. Got s...
  • Diary No.3 continued
    on Jun 9, 2015 in Uncategorized
    11. Spent nearly 3 hours in A&E after taking a flying leap from the kitchen stool whilst making gingerbread. Gave Mummy heart failure….
  • Diary No.3
    on Jun 9, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. Forced Mummy to suck my dumdums while I drank my bottle. Got angry when Mummy tried to take dumdums out and hold it in her hand instead. Dumdums are precious and must be treasured at all times. 2. Put Mummy’s bra over my head. 3. Tripped ove...
  • Diary No.2
    on Jun 9, 2015 in Uncategorized
    1. 5.45am: Woke Daddy up before his alarm. Daddy smuggled me downstairs to let Mummy have a bit of a lie in. 2. 6am: Woke Mummy up by using my trolley as a battering ram on the living room door. 3. Nearly pulled Mummy’s cup of tea off of her be...
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