Hadron Blues
on Nov 17, 2009 in Science Videos Rants So...WTF. I'm an avid fan of science. I science all the time. I'm even sciencing right now. WTF is up with the good for nothin' Hadron collider? I've been waiting patiently for years to find out if the dang Higgs Boson even exists?! What are these ne...

Amateur pole dancers never prosper
on Nov 16, 2009 in Videos drunk Dancing Well this is downright embarrassing for everyone involved. But mostly for the drunk girl that ruined everything. You were in a world of your own drunk lady. You were under the impression that your spastic twirls and awkward sashays were indescribably...

Pervert Doggie
on Nov 9, 2009 in Videos Sexuality Animals I thought we only had to be worried about creepy men in trench coats? However, this video illustrates that perverts lurk across species and phylum. This opportunistic canine made a poor, hapless victim out of this passed out gentleman. He saw it, and...

Don't test Mother Nature
on Nov 8, 2009 in Videos Stupid People Dancing She's a cruel calculating bitch. She's Queen of the Harpies. If you mock her, she will show you what's what before you can say Jack Spratt's Hat. Dancing in the rain is best left for hippies and musical numbers anyways. If you must do it, perhaps you...

How to get your assed kicked
on Oct 22, 2009 in Awful Videos Kids Ever wonder how you can stop a bully? Try falling on the ground and feebly kicking the air with your foot. This video will illustrate sure-fire ways to keep the bullies coming back for more. I love all of their far-fetched examples too. If you happen...

Avril's Creepy Uncle
on Oct 22, 2009 in Videos Dancing Creepy Well I haven't posted in a week and thought it was high time that I jumped on old Roflopagos and give you guys something to show your family and friends. This video is especially appropriate for grandmothers and young children. Okay...I was just lyin...

FACT: We're surfin' machines
on Oct 15, 2009 in Science blogs Videos Check out this lil gem of a video. I love it when videos put sweet factoids together in a neat little package. Computers are taking over the world. Correction: Bloggers are taking over the world. Google something...anything and you can bet your botto...

Ouch my eyes!
on Oct 15, 2009 in commercials Videos Creepy I saw this the other night on TV and was really grossed out. That dang Napa AutoPro knew what they were doing when they released this commercial. How does one wash ones brain and eyeballs? Eww, and the song makes it even worse. "We're gonna party...t...

Cheeky Bird!
on Oct 9, 2009 in Videos Sexuality Animals Even rare parrots need to get theirs. I love his style of courtship. I bet he gets all the rainforest ass! I'm a sucker for the wing-face-slap myself. What, with his Victorian Gentleman's face and all...what middle-aged male photographer could resist...

Eww...just Eww
on Oct 9, 2009 in Awful Videos gross Those eating a tuna sammuch or some type of snack need to finish up before you watch this video. This girl is...how do you say? Gross. Why not just give 'er in public? Why not just go for the gold? But don't forget to give it a good sniff before you...