Dude Looks Like A Lady
on Nov 21, 2009 in WTF Questionable Clothing Smelly People Meltdowns Just Plain Weird Vomit Inducing Mentally Unstable Many years ago I worked with a man who hated his job and made it clear to everyone how badly he wanted to get fired.  Our boss knew this, but wanted to force him to quit rather than allow him to get severance and collect unemployment. ...

Oompa Loompa Bimbo
on Nov 20, 2009 in WTF Questionable Clothing Liars and Fakers Just Plain Weird Not So Smart Our receptionsist prior to the one we have now was a real ditz.  Bimbo would be a good description actually.  She had a huge mound of bleached hair teased all around her head, wore shirts that put her cleavage front and center, skirts...

It's Three Turdy
on Nov 19, 2009 in WTF Just Plain Weird Vomit Inducing Pranks Not So Smart Dude I work with is an idiot.  He will do anything anyone dares him to.  We dared him to drink White-Out; he did it.  We dared him to eat a handful of the hottest pepper known to man, the jalapeno, (actually, the hottest pepper known t...

Free My Willy
on Nov 18, 2009 in WTF Liars and Fakers Illegal Stuff Vomit Inducing Pranks Not So Smart Perverts Mentally Unstable Back in high school, I worked at a video rental store.  One of the guys I worked with thought it was hysterical to switch the tapes around into the incorrect boxes.  His favorite was to put pornos into kid's movie boxes.  When people w...

Small Birds And Big Men
on Nov 17, 2009 in WTF Brawls Anger Issues Meltdowns Misunderstandings Mentally Unstable Two guys I work with have an intense football team rivalry going on. One is insane about the Giants, the other is equally loony about the Eagles. One Monday after watching their teams play Sunday, the two of them got into a heated argument. This argu...

The Perfect Job....
on Nov 16, 2009 in In The News Just Plain Weird Whoever gets hired for this job will probably be the subject of some awesome crazy co-worker stories in the future:Reefer madness Journalism is going up in smoke... Westword, a weekly newspaper in Denver, is looking for a pothead with some writi...

Sunday Funnies
on Nov 15, 2009 in WTF Just Plain Weird Humor Lower back tattoos are popular these days.But maybe not these versions...You know, I found him annoying too, but this is a bit extreme.  Besides, I'm wondering what the situation would have to be for 'Ray Romano' to actually SEE this message...A...

Peein' Petey
on Nov 13, 2009 in WTF Just Plain Weird Vomit Inducing Mentally Unstable I work in an office with a big open floor plan that's all filled with cubicles everywhere the eye can see.  The worst positioned cubicle has got to be the one in the way back corner, it's pretty dark and remote.  Nobody in their right mind...

Painting The Town, And The Bathroom, Red
on Nov 12, 2009 in WTF Drunks Just Plain Weird Strange Bathroom Incidents Not So Smart I run a painting company.  One of the guys on my crew reported to work one morning totally trashed.  I would have told him to go the hell home and sleep it off, but that would have left me one man down and our client  wanted her p...

I Want A New Drug
on Nov 11, 2009 in WTF Anger Issues Just Plain Weird Perfectionists Mentally Unstable My coworker is the Queen of Grammar and Vocabulary.  If you send her a quickly written email that had typos in it, but you figured, 'eh, what's the big deal it's only going to her and I'm in a rush', well, you'd be wrong.  To her it is a BI...