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• Pharaoh`s daughter
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Pharaoh`s daughter The greatest financier in the Bible was the Pharaoh`s daughter. One day she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
• Children and The Bible
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Children and The BibleThese are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected, poor spelling and all!The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.The first commandm...
• Lot`s wife
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Lot`s wife The Sunday school teacher had just finished the lesson. She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how Lot`s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt. She then asked if anyone had any questions or comments.Little Jerem...
• Mother of Jesus
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Mother of JesusA ten year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, `Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virg...
• The Story of Lot
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  The Story of Lot A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”The son asked, “...
• Joseph and Mary
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to JerusalemA Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: “They couldn`t get a baby-sitter.”...
• Little Bobby Goes to the Park
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Little Bobby Goes to the Park Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly tryingweek in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everythin...
• A more modern version of the binding of Isaac
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  A more modern version of the binding of Isaac And it came to pass after these things that G-d did test Avraham. And He said to him “Avraham!”And Avraham replied “Hineni – here I am.”And He said, “Take your computer...
• First Man
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  First Man A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.”Hoss.” said Willie. “Wrong,” said the teacher. “It was Adam.”"Aw, shucks!” Willie replied. “I knew it was one o...
• Biblical Headlines
  on Jul 15, 2009 in Bible Jokes
  Biblical Headlines Written by Today`s MediaOn Red Sea crossing:WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKEPursuing Environmentalists KilledOn David vs. Goliath:HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPIONPsychologist Questions Influence of RockOn Elijah on Mt. Carmel:FIR...

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