Joke of the Day AUTOMOBILES
on Nov 14, 2009 in AUTOMOBILES Jokes TEACHER—"If a man saves $2 a week, how long will it take him to save a thousand?" BOY—"He never would, ma'am. After he got $900 he'd buy a car." "How fast is your car, Jimpson?" asked Harkaway. "Well," said Jimpson, "it keeps about six months ah...

Very Funny Jokes
on Nov 11, 2009 in AUTHORS Jokes "It took me nearly ten years to learn that I couldn't write stories." "I suppose you gave it up then?" "No, no. By that time I had a reputation." "I dream my stories," said Hicks, the author. "How you must dread going to bed!" exclaimed Cynicus. Th...

Joke of the Day AUTHORS
on Nov 8, 2009 in AUTHORS Jokes Oscar Wilde, upon hearing one of Whistler's bon mots exclaimed: "Oh, Jimmy; I wish I had said that!" "Never mind, dear Oscar," was the rejoinder, "you will!" THE AUTHOR—"Would you advise me to get out a small edition?" THE PUBLISHER—"Yes, the sm...

Really Funny Jokes ATTENTION
on Nov 8, 2009 in ATTENTION Jokes The supervisor of a school was trying to prove that children are lacking in observation.To the children he said, "Now, children, tell me a number to put on the board."Some child said, "Thirty-six." The supervisor wrote sixty-three.He asked for anothe...

Funny Jokes ATHLETES
on Nov 8, 2009 in ATHLETES Jokes The caller's eye had caught the photograph of Tommie Billups, standing on the desk of Mr. Billups."That your boy, Billups?" he asked."Yes," said Billups, "he's a sophomore up at Binkton College.""Looks intellectual rather than athletic," said the cal...

Short Funny ARTISTS Jokes
on Nov 6, 2009 in Short Funny Jokes ARTISTS Jokes ARTIST—"I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose." CRITIC—"Why not give it to an institution for the blind?" "Wealth has its penalties." said the ready-made philosopher. "Yes," replied Mr. Cumrox. "I'd rather be back at the dea...

ARMY RATIONS Funny Jokes
on Nov 6, 2009 in ARMY RATIONS On the occasion of the annual encampment of a western militia, one of the soldiers, a clerk who lived well at home, was experiencing much difficulty in disposing of his rations.A fellow-sufferer nearby was watching with no little amusement the first...

Funny Jokes ART
on Nov 6, 2009 in ART Jokes The friend had dropped in to see D'Auber, the great animal painter, put the finishing touches on his latest painting. He was mystified, however, when D'Auber took some raw meat and rubbed it vigorously over the painted rabbit in the foreground. "Why...

Short Jokes
on Nov 1, 2009 in ARMIES Jokes "A war is a fearful thing," said Mr. Dolan."It is," replied Mr. Rafferty. "When you see the fierceness of members of the army toward one another, the fate of a common enemy must be horrible."...

Very Funny Jokes
on Nov 1, 2009 in ARMIES Jokes The battle was going against him. The commander-in-chief, himself ruler of the South American republic, sent an aide to the rear, ordering General Blanco to bring up his regiment at once. Ten minutes passed; but it didn't come. Twenty, thirty, and an...