Little Girl And Old Lady
on Aug 27, 2009 in Free Jokes dollar girl old lady A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness and gave her the required sum. “There you are, my dear,” said the mother. “But, tell me, isn&#...

Tips for Traveling in the South
on Jul 14, 2009 in Free Jokes south tips travel –If it can’t be fried in bacon grease, it ain’t worth eating. – If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in the cab of a four-wheel-drive truck with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly.

Blonde And Porch
on Jul 11, 2009 in Free Jokes blonde ferrari paint porch A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you c...

Letters To God From Kids
on Jul 9, 2009 in Funny Pictures god kids letter Related Posts: Little Boy Asks For Money From God Letter To God Letter to God God Takes A Holiday An APB on God Saint Football God Went Missing For Six Days Kids Decide To Swear Dear Mum Council Letter Share and Enjoy:...

Things You Only Found In America
on Jul 7, 2009 in Free Jokes america found things 1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all...

Children And Their Ideas
on Jul 3, 2009 in Free Jokes child dad idea mother school teacher A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. “Dead.” she was informed. “How do you know?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move...

What Do You Want To Be?
on Jul 3, 2009 in Funny Pictures What do you want to be when you grow up? Random Posts Armageddon Flowchart Speeding Juggler Who is Better? The Fireman Horsy Ride A Mother’s Sex Education Blonde Puzzle Electric Train Washing Machine A Pirate’s Life Share and Enjoy:...

Money
on Jun 29, 2009 in Free Jokes casket died money There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want yo...

The Bear And The Rabbit
on Jun 28, 2009 in Free Jokes bear frog gay rabbit wish There was a bear and a rabbit, coming down in a path, in the big forest. Along the road they met a golden frog. The frog said “Since not many animals visits me, I grant you both 3 wishes”. The bear wished fast, that every bear besides him...

The Best Put Down Line Ever
on Jun 28, 2009 in Free Jokes equip general interview shooting For those that don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an ‘Australian treasure!’ General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and childr...