Jan's poison v Jordan's 'rape'
on Oct 16, 2009 in jan moir jordan's rape scala bio-fir anti-cellulite tights john lewis stephen gately At last someone has knocked Jordan off her trending spot - journo Jan Moir with her curious rant about Stephen Gately.  Jordan still got in the frame in her 'Myleenesque' feathered dress which, cleavage aside, would have looked 100% better if she...

o spa la la
on Oct 16, 2009 in anti cellulite ampoules o spa london Every so often a new product or (more rarely) an entire range pops up which really excites me.  And this body treatment line from O Spa, an organic spa company which opens its flagship emporium this November (location yet to be revealed, I'll keep y...

your weekend wear: stockings & suspenders
on Oct 16, 2009 in suspenders russell brand pixie geldof taylor momsen lily allen stockings hold ups katy perry We've now seen them on Pixie, Lily, Taylor (Momsen) and most recently Katy Perry in Paris: 'mock hold up's' or stockings with suspenders showing.  Oooh what would your mother say?  No matter, it's a mini trend which means it lasts for roughly a we...

Jan's rant v Jordan's 'rape'
on Oct 16, 2009 in jan moir jordan's rape scala bio-fir anti-cellulite tights john lewis stephen gately At last someone has knocked Jordan off her trending spot - journo Jan Moir with her curious rant about Stephen Gately.  Jordan still got in the frame in her 'Myleenesque' feathered dress which, cleavage aside, would have looked 100% better if she...

Jordan's leg-breaking threats
on Oct 15, 2009 in katie price peter andre scala bio fir anti cellulite tights fantastic breaking legs jordan alex reid It's so classy isn't it?  Jordan's bloke Alex Reid threatening to break Peter Andre's legs because he rang to say he was late collecting the kids.  In fact, according to Jordan's ugly mug boyfriend people are queuing up to break Andre's legs.  Nic...

posh leather?
on Oct 14, 2009 in leather dress kylie minogue pencil heels kate moss american tour posh leather Leather trousers can be flattering - I had a pair once which did wonders for my legs.  But am I the only person who thinks the trend for head-to-toe leather does nothing for anyone?  Posh, channelling Kate Moss in twisted, studded, leather skinni...

loved and lost
on Oct 14, 2009 in selfridges brogues daylight robbery These are the brogues I want.  So when they came up in Selfridges e-sale this morning I put a pair in my shopping basket.  Then I went for a shower.  When I came back, 10 minutes later, the shopping page had mysteriously shut itself down, the sho...

in a class of its own
on Oct 14, 2009 in moysekret.com aristocrat firming cream spain galina todd soviet celebrity Ladies, meet the classiest cellulite cream in the world - the 'Aristocrat' Firming Cream: from what I gather this contains actives to tackle skin slackness - antiglyskin (not sure what that is TBH), centella asiatica, phytodermin - but promises to...

scratch, sniff, smooth legs in a jiff
on Oct 13, 2009 in scala anti-cellulite tights satin pure pads Received a press release yesterday on Satin Pure, new abrasive pads which apparently buff off hair while exfoliating and smoothing skin with superfine silicone crystals.  Could this revolutionise home depilation?  Good question.  I'm not convin...

sayonara to secretary spread ..
on Oct 13, 2009 in secretary spread beauty bottom cushion Japan This padded seat is a Beauty Bottom Cushion and it  promises to maintain and encourage a shapely bum while you work.  And at this point I can see you all rolling your eyes so here is the explanation: it works, apparently, by guaranteeing correct...