950 AD Europe Descends Into “Dark Ages,” Soccer Invented
on Oct 2, 2009 in History Dark Ages Soccer 950 AD – Europe enters the “Dark Age” period of ignorance. Meaningless, prolonged, boring, local battles with no clear winner abound. Soccer is born.

557 AD Huns Repulsed by Belisarius
on Sep 27, 2009 in History belisarius 557 AD – The Huns were repulsed by Belisarius after he shot milk from his nose, released a wicked fart, and burped some obscure alphabet.

552 AD Byzantine Eunuch Teaches Rome a Lesson
on Sep 20, 2009 in History humor 55 AD – Byzantine eunuch general Narses annexes Rome and Naples. Upon learning of his victory, he proudly gloats, “Who’s Got the Balls Now!”...

The Audacity of Hos
on Sep 17, 2009 in News in Brief more about "The Audacity of Hos", posted with vodpod...

435 AD Romans Finally Leave Britian
on Sep 16, 2009 in History humor Romans 435 AD – The Romans finally decide to leave Britian, citing poor dental health as the last straw.

The Audacity of Hos
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418 AD Vandals Trash Visigoths
on Sep 15, 2009 in History humor 418 AD – The Visigoths defeat the Vandals in Spain. The next morning they woke-up to find their chariots had been egged and someone had driven through their new front yard.

TNP Editor Returns – Bank Photo a Hoax
on Sep 12, 2009 in News in Brief Acorn History Map OP ED (Milli – Editor) – I am back after recovering from human reproductive experimentation/population control (hysterectomy). The bank robbery photo was a fake submitted allegedly by Charlie Sheen. I have been cleared of all wrong-doing.

258 AD Goths Take Over Europe
on Sep 12, 2009 in History Europe Goths 258 AD Wearinng trench coats and being fed-up with high school jocks, the Goths take over most of Europe.

58 AD Ming-Ti Establishes Buddhism
on Sep 12, 2009 in History Ming-Ti 58 AD – Ming-Ti establishes the peaceful religion of Buddhism in China. Unfortunatley, he had to execute over 10,000 fellow-countrymen first.