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    on Jan 12, 2010 in Rude Jokes
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    on Dec 27, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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    on Dec 27, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Farmers Market
    on Dec 16, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Accidental Bump
    on Nov 30, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Face Lift
    on Nov 30, 2009 in Rude Jokes
    A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me aski...
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    on Nov 30, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Going Fishing
    on Nov 30, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Pharmacist Dad
    on Nov 29, 2009 in Rude Jokes
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  • Buying Chicken
    on Oct 18, 2009 in Rude Jokes
    One day a man went to the supermarket to buy some boneless chicken breasts. At the store, however, he was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so he complained to the butcher lady."Don't worry," she sa...
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