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  • Fucking Rose of Tralee
    on Aug 24, 2010 in boils my piss
    This time of year when Ireland stands up and whores itself out for anyone who buys into the diddly aye culture that every modern Irish person shudders about. “Look at the lovely American girl singing or reciting poetry in a bid to be called the...
  • I’ve a pain in me hole
    on Aug 18, 2010 in blog boils my piss
    I’ve a pain in me hole with people not doing what they’re being paid to do. This is why. As you may or may not know I work in the aptly named Hospitality industry.  If I deliver a steak that isn’t cooked the way it was requested, i...
  • To whom may give a bollox
    on Aug 17, 2010 in blog
    Been rather busy this last while.  That line seems to be a constant in the last few poor attempts to keep this here blog going, but still.  Tis the truth. Aside from Boob.ie I’ve been asked to take part in a super secret project that will hav...
  • Backtracking
    on Jul 13, 2010 in blog Food poisoning
    I’m trying to figure out what has me in this state. Never before have such sounds emanated from within with such enthusiasm. It could have been the new kebab house that opened up, but I’ve tried their stuff before and it hasn’t had...
  • Ahfuckit
    on Jul 8, 2010 in Uncategorized
    I had something to say.  Something to blog about and now it’s gone. What was it? What was it? It was just there, oh wait! Nope, gone again. Someone remind me….
  • Pull the other one, love
    on Jun 30, 2010 in blog Back Pain MW2
    For the first time ever playing Modern Warfare 2 online I came first and beat every obese 11 year old who usually sniggers when they stab me in the back. I called in chopper gunners and stealth bombers and sentry guns and mopped the airport’s f...
  • All wanked out
    on Jun 29, 2010 in blog Wank wankety wank wank wank
    I’m a little bit worried. I just can’t do it. I think I’ve reached my porn threshold. It’s been cumming for a while I suppose.  But no amount of porn gives me a horn anymore.  No matter how much Asian lesbian shemale fisting...
  • Moral dilemma
    on Jun 29, 2010 in blog
    To the 3 or so readers that I have left due to the neglect of this here blog, I apologise.  I’ve been a rather lazy fucker of late.  Well, actually I haven’t. Boob.ie has taken up all of my time.  It’s great though, getting more...
  • Must use brain more
    on May 27, 2010 in blog duuuuuuuhhhh
    You know when you come up with an idea that you think the world should know about because you think they should already be using it and are stoooopid for not doing it already? Yeah well I had one of those moments yesterday. Watching something on the...
  • How much for cash?I love free and cheap stuff as much as the next person, let me just get that straight at the start.  Having said that I also have a sense of shame believe it or not, I do.  The lengths that people will go to for free stuff actually embarrasses me o...
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