Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)
on Oct 18, 2009 in Joy Bryant Get Rich or Die Tryin' Benz Antoinee 50 Cent The title marks a breakthrough in social ethics and that’s the only mark that this movie can leave in the viewer’s consciousness. Even the hard-core rap fans won’t be all that excited about the idealization of a full-of-meat dog that he can’t...

FeardotCom (2002)
on Sep 26, 2009 in Amelia Shankley Udo Kier Jeffrey Combs Michael Sarrazin Stephen Dorff Gesine Cukrowski Stephen Rea Natascha McElhone FeardotCom Siobhan Flynn Nigel Terry I fear that that this movie doesn’t even worth a dot – even worse, a whole review. A haunted web site (!!!) drives mad and kills its viewers with an effect that looks like an Alien Disease Haemophilic Stroke backed up by Dementia Episode, because...

Epic Movie (2007)
on Sep 17, 2009 in Adam Campbell Kal Penn Mary Castro Jayma Mays Fred Willard Jennifer Coolidge Epic Movie Crispin Glover Carmen Electra Faune A. Chambers Epic Failure. I rarely have the most unwanted chance to witness such a genre-generic disaster. This means a thriller that doesn’t thrill, a horror that doesn’t horrify and, speaking of the Devil (not in Prada but in a Carmen-electric-blue tight l...

Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) (2007)
on Sep 13, 2009 in Chris Mulkey Aimee Garcia Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) Amanda Brooks Lets scorch quickly through this draconic carcass: Lord of the Rings orc-like armies (yeah, they wish!), Crouching Tiger-Hidden dragon flying martial art wannabe geniuses, over-the-top-of-my-patience behemoth artillery, non-function pulp fiction stor...

Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
on Aug 24, 2009 in Andre Schneider Basic Instinct 2 Hugh Dancy Iain Robertson Anne Caillon David Morrissey Stan Collymore Charlotte Rampling Kata Dobó Flora Montgomery David Thewlis Sharon Stone This movie belongs here marginally. But even so, here is where it belongs. Do you know what really, REALLY bugs me about this movie? The fact that it really could have had been an awesome MILF-Thriller.First and foremost I can’t help but saying tha...

You Got Served (2004)
on Aug 20, 2009 in Jennifer Freeman Omarion Grandberry Marques Houston You Got Served Back in the old days we had the martial art competition b-movies usually ending up in one on one showdown. Interesting, even if not original, after the first hundred times. The trend of crowdie dance competition movies that followed, put the 00s era...

Anaconda (1997)
on Aug 13, 2009 in Jon Voight Anaconda Jonathan Hyde Eric Stoltz Danny Trejo Jennifer Lopez Owen Wilson Ice Cube I admit that initially the trailer led me to pretty high action expectations, but fortunately I was saved by an unmistakable rule of a thumb, before going to feed the “snake” with eight euros: no matter what, when the main actors of a movie are n...

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
on Jul 22, 2009 in Tyrese Gibson Megan Fox Transformers: Revenge of the FallenJohn Turturro Josh Duhamel Shia LaBeouf Ramon Rodriguez After the first Transformers movie – although feeling CGI filled and fulfilled – I practiced the apparel act of wisdom and roguery to download a really good copy of this one. Riskless beat careless big time, this time! I was already aware of dire...

Double Dragon (1994)
on Jul 20, 2009 in Nils Allen Stewart Alyssa Milano Al Leong Michael Berryman Scott Wolf Julia Nickson-Soul Mark Dacascos Double Dragon Robert Patrick “Unholy Ug-Lee-ness”My first acquaintance with the Double Dragon feature film was during my vacation, in an open summer theatre, in 1994. I remember that when I walked out of that theatre, it took me some time to come to my senses, to think what...

Alone in the Dark (2005)
on Jul 5, 2009 in Karin Konoval Tara Reid Craig Brunanski Mathew Walker Kwesi Ameyaw Christian Slater Stephen Dorff Dustyn Arthurs Frank C. Turner Alone in the Dark Will Sanderson Mark Acheson I am really glad that I threw another one and a half hour of my life in the shit-hole, because without this movie I truly would have forgotten of how great naturally untalented examples like Christian Slater, give contradictious meaning to the whole...