monkey face
on Nov 17, 2009 in Photography monkey Seems to be a monkey ridden existence of late.

Hat trouble
on Nov 6, 2009 in Hats monkey Descisions, descisions...

dishwasher destruction disaster
on Nov 4, 2009 in Explosions So last night, my dishwasher exploded. Some water had come from the bottom of it. I was peering under the dishwasher at the water coming from the bottom of it. As I peered closer, a large blue flame shot from under it, narrowly missing my eyebrows.

Very Warm
on Nov 4, 2009 in Discovery of the Day When does 'Very Warm' become 'Hot'?

Moggy Manure Mishap
on Oct 26, 2009 in wrong smelly thumb cats Listen to me, you feculent feline fiends. Should I EVER have the unfortunate luck to immerse any unclothed part of my body in your bum dirt EVER again, I'm coming looking for you and being dipped in defecation will be the least of your worries. Ca...

Standard silverware sorting sorrows
on Oct 22, 2009 in wrong cutlery Discovery of the Day It's knife, fork, spoon isn't it? isn't it? Left to right - Knife. Fork. Spoon. I just want to know that i have your agreement here. Further to my brush with the cutlery ninja (spoonless-in-spoon-filled-world), I find myself yet again in a rage o...

Bran Flake Monkey
on Oct 19, 2009 in video queen bran flakes monkey dream chimps There has been some call for it.  So here it is - One monkey's dreams of escaping a washing up oppressed régime.

on Oct 15, 2009 in wrong gas mark Discovery of the Day In general, the conversions between a Gas Mark temperature (TG) and a Fahrenheit temperature (TF) are given by and where kf = 275 °F. I mean, seriously  - WTF?  WTF?  Who dreamed that one up?

How to Calculate 'Gas Mark'
on Oct 15, 2009 in wrong gas mark Discovery of the Day In general, the conversions between a Gas Mark temperature (TG) and a Fahrenheit temperature (TF) are given by and where kf = 275 °F. I mean, seriously  - WTF?  WTF?  Who dreamed that one up?

Tom!
on Oct 13, 2009 in Music Tom Waits Tom Waits is just about to release his Glitter and Doom Live album I went to see it in Edinburgh and just listened to the 8 free tracks he's giving away on his new website http://www.tomwaits.com/.  If the rest is as well recorded and hand...