Cornrows Inspire Hostility & Boost Sales
on Sep 18, 2009 in Random Crap I don't know about you, but something about this serial killer style advertising doesn't appeal to me. I think a hair braiding service is being promoted? But, one can't be too sure. It could be a decapitation service.I like cornrows as much as the n...

This Bacon's No Scab!
on Sep 17, 2009 in Weird Food Random Crap   http://www.flickr.com/photos/editor/ / CC BY 2.0Mmmmm....do I smell bacon? Or maybe it's bacon's svelter, dare I say anorexic?! cousin, Sizzlean. Everyone hates Sizzlean because she's always saying bossy, annoying shit like "Move Over Bacon!!!

Buff & Dry
on Sep 16, 2009 in Odd Behaviors http://www.flickr.com/photos/editor/ / CC BY 2.0 First of all, I don't dry my hair in the nude. Maybe I am alone in this. I never thought much about it until now. Perhaps a Nielsen Household Survey is in order. Or maybe this is a question that should...

It's Not Just Bad, It's Pretty Offal
on Sep 15, 2009 in Weird Food                                          &nbs...

Greetings, Earthlings
on Sep 14, 2009 in eBay So this here's my new blog. Having worked from home on the Internets (sic) for 10 years now, I run into lots and lots and lots of god awful, bad, bad, simply terrible photos. Especially ones used to sell or market products. It's dumbfounding really.I...