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It is a collection of JOKES which at first, may seem PUZZLES.

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  • PUZZOKE 117 : Parrot
    on Sep 24, 2009
    A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys and rushes back home, but not before being caught in the act.The neighbors knock on the door and explain wh...
  • PUZZOKE 106 : Angry Wife
    on Sep 23, 2009
    An angry wife met her husband at the door.There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?""There is," he replied. "...
  • PUZZOKE 111 : Bad Luck
    on Sep 23, 2009
    Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with...
  • PUZZOKE 108 : Attractive Wives
    on Sep 23, 2009
    While reading the newspaper, Morty came across an article about a beautiful actress marrying a football player who was not noted for his IQ. "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wi...
  • PUZZOKE 112 :Been Married 12 Times
    on Sep 23, 2009
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously been married 12 times. On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new groom, "Please, promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin." This puzzled the...
  • PUZZOKE 103 : About their Love Lifes
    on Sep 23, 2009
    Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner beca...
  • PUZZOKE 107 : Asking for Lurid Fast
    on Sep 23, 2009
    After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?""Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."Kim promise...
  • PUZZOKE 109 : Austerity
    on Sep 23, 2009
    One day, the boss tells a businessman that he's going to have to cut his salary by 35%.So, that night, after dinner, he sat down with his wife to discuss ways they could save money.The husband said, "I have an idea. If you could learn how to cook, we...
  • PUZZOKE 105 : Amish and the Elevator
    on Sep 23, 2009
    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never havi...
  • PUZZOKE 115 : Broken Power Mower
    on Sep 23, 2009
    Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sunk in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home tha...
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