God Help Me
on Nov 16, 2009 in Tech You Stupid Dick I’m going to Best Buy tonight to try to order a computer. An iMac. Using a gift card as part of the payment. Yeah I know! Crazy! Everything about this I know is setting off alarms in my head. I have become so cynical towards customer service fr...

Sky Captain and the Tower From Tomorrow
on Nov 15, 2009 in Favorite Toronto ...

Mama Paquette Visit
on Nov 15, 2009 in Personal Bits The In-Laws visited this weekend. The cats went mental.

Merry Chris—STOP THE BLOODSHED!
on Nov 15, 2009 in Toronto You Stupid Dick Did anyone catch the Global presentation of the Santa Claus Parade with the protester dressed as a walrus (?) jumping up on Santa’s float with the sign “PEACE ON EARTH – STOP THE SEAL HUNT!” ? Yeah we’re watching it on...

“Save Local TV” vs “Stop The TV Tax” Explained
on Nov 15, 2009 in Celebs and Media Finally someone puts it in clear language to be understood. Every Canadian who owns a TV should watch this then grab a torch and pitchfork and head to their nearest TV/Cable station. We already pay for Canadian TV through taxes and through government...

Via Changes the Name if My Hometown
on Nov 15, 2009 in You Stupid Dick ...

2012: A 42 second review
on Nov 14, 2009 in Shelly Hey Kids, Shelly here! Okay this a disaster porn movie from the same people who brought you Independence Day, Godzilla and The Day After Tomorrow. Please – don’t expect Bridges of Madison County. Unless you expect the bridge to fall into...

Dear Sears Customer Service Department
on Nov 14, 2009 in Toronto You Stupid Dick amazement arm movement box of chocolates crepe paper csr eaton eaton centre glass gift holiday cheer holiday decorations holiday ornaments holiday shopping jc penny kudos recession sense of humour sil sister in law square glass tree decoration Last night my family went to your Eaton Centre store to do some holiday shopping. Kudos on getting your store so Christmas ready so soon after Halloween! My Sister In Law (let’s call her SiL) found a few interesting holiday decorations in your...

Forget Me Nots
on Nov 13, 2009 in Distractions Give The People What They Want bubble collapse elephant email gadget gizmo hdtv internet bubble magical twist model number model numbers operating manuals pachyderm personal info reminder security concern serial numbers single model unfeasible venture capitalist warranties warranty card I’m asked to take a look at WarrantyElephant.com and provide you, my pithy readers, a review of this online reminder site. I can honestly say I like the concept: you register your warranties with the site and just like a pachyderm, it remembers...

The Best Movie Tie In Ever
on Nov 12, 2009 in Bloggers I’m sexy, I’m cute, I’m popular to boot! I’m bitchen , great hair! The boys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything your not. I’m pretty I’m Ted! I dominate the web! Who am I? Just...