For scunnert
on Nov 21, 2009 in humour cunt MSM Wardog Derek and Clive Here's hoping for a shitty c.unt day for all those deserving recipients, and to their imminent demise; preferably brain cancer, though peeled and salt dipped works for me ... A special shout out to journalists in teh Scottish meeja: Hell reserves a...

CoUNT
on Nov 21, 2009 in CoUNT poetry Arrogant, spastic, snivelling onanists abound; in a virtually unreal world in the unreal real world. Paranoia, fantasy, a well developed persecution complex, nurtured as only a sociopath can; do not a pretty person make. The burden of proof lies up...

Fresh fish anyone?
on Nov 19, 2009 in fish cooked alive crazy chinese cuisine Some of the more bizarre far eastern cuisine culinary delights are hard to swallow; snake blood, beating hearts, dogs, cats, toads and fatally poisonous fish eaten raw amongst others are just a bit too "icky" for our more refined western pa...

Return to sender
on Nov 19, 2009 in North Pole Grinch think of the children Cancelled christmas Courtesy of the Huffington Post, I hear tens of thousands of children all over the world who write letters to Santa at the North Pole this Christmas are unlikely to get a response from Santa Claus or his helpers. The U.S. Postal Service is dropping...

This mortal coil
on Nov 18, 2009 in this mortal coil sublime cocteau twins 80s musick A song that in my opinion has to be the best ever by a Scottish performer: The sublime Liz Fraser and Robin Guthrie (The Cocteau Twins), from Grangemouth, show Tim Buckley how to do it... Oh and I would like to apologise for my behaviour at the Ca...

Déjà vu
on Nov 17, 2009 in deja vu SNP history Now the dust has settled after the Glasgow North East by-election I thought I'd have my last wee poke at the SNP - now what was it Alex said after the Glenrothes by-election? Let me remind you, courtesy of the Guardian on the 8th November 2008: Ale...

Just a simple politician
on Nov 17, 2009 in idiots time travel BIS The Department for Business, Innovation and Skills announced today that the Government Chief Scientific Advisor Professor John Beddington is launching a consultation calling for help in revising the 2005 guidelines on how Government departments obtai...

The perfect Christmas gift?
on Nov 17, 2009 in jade goody humour A new fragrance by the nation's favourite sweetheart for Christmas 2009, keep up to date with Jade...

The SNP make changes to secure victory in future elections.
on Nov 13, 2009 in humour independence SNP The newly appointed SNP election Czar, Gerry Mander, emerged from Jackson's Entry today to greet disappointed supporters.  To much acclaim he announced that the SNP will undertake an ambitious project to guarantee SNP success in all future Scottish...

The heart of the Matter
on Nov 13, 2009 in milky way stardust all hubris We can trawl the web looking at space images, gaze through telescopes, binoculars or just lift our heads and gaze into infinity. Matter and energy are everywhere creating complex systems, order from disorder, integrating and disintegrating - the ver...