So Long, Suckers -I'm RICH!
on Nov 16, 2009 in international diplomacy LOBOnian Diplomacy Internet Swag -or "Disposable Outcome" Predator Press [LOBO] From: CBN (cntrlbankofnigeria@gmail.com) Sent: Mon 11/16/09 1:36 AM To: [none] Good day, This is to notify you that after we met today with The President,Finance Minister,The senators,Hous...

The Myth of the Female Orgasm
on Nov 14, 2009 in myth of the female orgasm kids parenting tips advice children Predator Press [LOBO] “Huh,” says my oldest son. “Smells good. What is that?” “Chicken noodle soup.” Skeptically, he digs into the thick fluid with the wooden spoon. “What’s in it?” “Chicken. And noodles.” "Blech,...

Diamond Cutter
on Nov 13, 2009 in Rob Kroese Antisocial Commentary Predator Press Reviews Diesel Mercury Falls Mattress Police Predator Press Man of the Year Humor-Blogs Predator Press [LOBO] “Maybe he was really busy,” Terri offers. “Too busy to be a decent human being?” I says, staring at the monitor. “I don’t buy it. I’ve got plenty of time, and I’m a lousy human being.” “That’s no...

"Mercury Falls Is Awesome" Claims Douchebag Author
on Nov 12, 2009 in Rob Kroese Antisocial Commentary Predator Press Reviews Predator Press Interviews Diesel Mercury Falls Mattress Police Predator Press Man of the Year Humor-Blogs -or "WTG, Dumbass" Predator Press [LOBO] From: diesel@mattresspolice.com To: carpenoctum@hotmail.com Subject: RE: Final Date: Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:29:19 -0800 Dude, I was joking. I was being hostile on purpose. As a joke. Because I was joking.

There's No Saving This Daylight
on Nov 10, 2009Predator Press [LOBO] LOBO, I says in my head. The kids don’t go to school for another hour. You should get up, make some coffee, shower and shave. “Feh!” I manage audibly, rolling over. Shit. -I think I sprained my lips.

The Emperor's New Hos
on Nov 6, 2009 in HBFFL Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League Star Wars WalMart Angry Seafood Predator Press [LOBO] Wha-? Almost a week since my last post? Well as difficult as it must be to imagine, I upon occasion get bored with myself. Which is no excuse, I suppose; millions and millions of Predator Press readers are clearly n...

Predator Press Swine Flu Update: Are You All Still Dead Yet?
on Nov 2, 2009 in Predator Press Exclusive swine flu Predator Press [LOBO] So update me. Yeah, I know a handful of creditors that haven’t stopped calling -and that crack team of pizza delivery guys is on full swing. But how are the rest of you holding up? -And do you know of anyone still al...

Predator Press Swine Flu Update: So Are You All Dead Yet?
on Nov 2, 2009 in Predator Press Exclusive swine flu Predator Press [LOBO] So update me. Yeah, I know a handful of creditors that haven’t stopped calling -and that crack team of pizza delivery guys is on full swing. But how are the rest of you holding up? -And do you know of anyone still al...

Swine Flu Update: Are You All Still Dead Yet?
on Nov 2, 2009 in Predator Press Exclusive swine flu Predator Press [LOBO] So update me. Yeah, I know a handful of creditors that haven’t stopped calling -and that crack team of pizza delivery guys is on full swing. But how are the rest of you holding up? -And do you know of anyone still al...

Predator Press Swine Flu Update: Are You All Dead Yet?
on Nov 2, 2009 in Predator Press Exclusive swine flu Predator Press [LOBO] So update me. Yeah, I know a handful of creditors that haven’t stopped calling -and that crack team of pizza delivery guys is on full swing. But how are the rest of you holding up? -And do you know of anyone still al...