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  • Cinderella sweeping up on Desolation Row
    on Aug 14, 2010
    I've certainly neglected this blog of late - it's been nearly two months since I last posted.  Mostly it's because I've been focusing on other things but more than a little is due to it becoming almost an "obligation."   And I don't ha...
  • Of Dolphins and DouchesIn a gracious show of sensitivity over the ongoing Oil "spill" his company caused, BP CEO Tony Hayward went yachting this past weekend in "his smaller boat" (leaving his usual schooner, seen at left, back at dock). Hayward made additional sacrifices...
  • I don't care if it rains or freezes ...
    on Jun 19, 2010 in humor religion lindsay lohan
    It's been an apocalyptic June thus far, what with lightning striking down a six story Jesus in Ohio, a state well known as the nexus of the pending battle against good or evil; in fact, I think the book of revelations says as much in the chapter cove...
  • Of Weeds, Madness, Sheep, Shoes, and other BullshitAhh, the time has come for another season of Penn and Teller's Bullshit! on Showtime.  Brilliant show.  With Weeds and Mad Men just a few weeks away, things are starting to gear up for the TV favorites of yours truly.  I pretty much mi...
  • A well-oiled machine
    on Jun 6, 2010
    The Long John Silver's fast food franchise must be thrilled about the Gulf Oil spill as it should save them millions on the very substance they drench all their seafood products in.  Import fish from down Louisiana way and it comes pre-oiled at...
  • Death doesn't take a HolidayGary Coleman is dead.  Which makes the prospect of a Different Strokes movie all the more unlikely.  Okay, I know there was already a Different Strokes flick starring Dana Plato; however, I meant a non-porno whose storyline is at least vagu...
  • Life during Wartime
    on May 28, 2010 in tina fey humor gary coleman sarah palin
    It's hard to laugh at a world spinning out of control but if you don't, you're in for one helluva serious life. Wired on too many Cherry Coke Zeros and Weight Watcher Giant Latte Ice Cream bars, I sit and contemplate the news of the day. And chuckle...
  • Samberg rules
    on May 16, 2010 in humor Andy Samberg
    Andy Samberg's digital short Great Day was, I thought, the one and only highlight of the latest episode of SNL.  While looking up Great Day on You Tube, I came across another great Samberg short ...
  • Pink Panther of the ApocalypseLord Jesus Christ was hit by a car this week. Makes me want to pack it up and stay inside.Between the taser-tottin' sport-cops gettin' all trigger-happy on the baseball diamonds of America, and the Inspector Clouseau wing of Al Qaeda on the prowl, r...
  • "Oh, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."
    on Apr 26, 2010 in raquel welch age lindsay lohan
    Raquel Welch turns 70 this year. Damn I feel old. She turned 22 the day after I was born. I looked it up after seeing her in a Foster Grant ad campaign on TV and not believing my eyes (yes, that's the 69 year old to the left in the aforementioned...
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