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• Flooding reported in major US cities
  on Dec 18, 2016 in Life in Bizarreville
  Officials are reporting that a number of major metropolitan centers are experiencing flooding at unprecedented levels.  Meteorologists are baffled by this predicament since none of these cities have any significant precipitation in the past several...
• Trump Gaffes becoming an art form
  on Feb 22, 2016 in Life in Bizarreville
  Ever since realizing his gaffes have gained him popularity at each spouting, Donald Trump has been busy hiring a staff of professional gaffe-writers to come up with new politically incorrect, insulting, and/or offensive blurbs for him to rattle off d...
• Trump vs Hillary debate
  on Sep 6, 2015 in Leadnerds Spinyerds hillary presidential race trump
  Pundits are looking forward to the future possibility of a Hillary vs Trump debate.  Both are unafraid of looking like total a-holes in front of the public, and a televised debate could look like something out of a Jerry Springer show…maybe ev...
• Fly on the wall: the President’s campaign strategy session
  on Jan 1, 1970
  S:  …No sir, we can’t say that.  That would be an outright, obnoxious lie.  Even our best spinmasters could not make that seem like it has a shred of truth.  No sir, a lie. O:  So, what’s your point? S:  Point is…it woul...
• Oil from Oklahoma
  on Jan 1, 1970
  The President flipped his position yesterday, and approved the Keystone Pipeline project from Oklahoma to Texas in an effort to counter the charges that he has become totally out-to-lunch on the Energy price crisis.  He told supporters that this pro...
• War on Moms
  on Jan 1, 1970
  Bizarreville administration officials expressed unhappiness bordering on anger from the recent incident of a piddly low-level Democratic Party operative making disparaging comments about the Republican candidate wife’s lack of intelligence abou...
• Presidential No Fault Insurance
  on Jan 1, 1970
  The Presidential Insurance Company is offering a brand new policy to its clients and prospective customers, called the Universal No Fault Insurance Policy.  They expect hundreds of thousands of customers will sign up for this new creative offering,...
• Unemployment figures
  on Jan 1, 1970
  The recently announced national unemployment number of 8.2 percent incited a new round of skeptics and pseudo-economists questioning the validity of the numbers.  Many are now thinking the numbers are being manipulated at high levels to produce the...
• The Gaffemaster
  on Jan 1, 1970
  Party leaders are scurrying, scrambling to determine what to do about the Gaffemaster.  At first, they tried to figure out how to shut the idiot up.  His continuous spew of knucklehead remarks, inappropriate slurs, and bumble-rooskies were seen as...
• CEO’s using Obama spin playbook
  on Jan 1, 1970
  In recent weeks, several CEO’s of some of Bizarreville’s largest companies have been doing some serious spinning.  They have been impressed with Obama’s ability to take ostensibly horrendous actual results, and somehow spin them in...

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