Latest Blog Posts for St. Alex of the Knife

• Back in my Sears days
  on Nov 18, 2009 in outta my head bad co-workers bad customers humor retail retail horror stories Sears days
  To pay my way through school, I worked at the Sears hardware department selling everything from nails and screws to power tools, table saws and toolboxes. I was in my early 20’s, but since I look younger than normal, I was always asked if Sear...
• Cooking with Dog: Julia Childs, eat your heart out!
  on Sep 18, 2009 in off the wall cooking shows Cooking with Dog humor Iron Chef Japanese food Julia Childs octopus balls takoyaki
  Cooking with Dog is the newest sensation hitting the culinary world.My sources tell me that Francis (the host of Cooking with Dog) is in talks with the people of Iron Chef. I can't wait, the heat will be on! My money's on the poodle and his assista...
• What the f%^& is wrong with cyclists?!?
  on Sep 16, 2009 in outta my head bike accidents helmet laws hipster hipster cyclists Panic at the disco shit road accidents stupid people tight pants
  Today as I waited for the bus to take me back home, I saw a bicyclist get clipped by a car. He tumbled to the ground in a hard way, probably got the wind knocked and shit scared out. Problem is it was 100% totally his fault. What’s worse is...
• Haiku for you #10
  on Jul 13, 2009 in Haiku for you communication hostage forgotten cell phone haiku humor lost cell phone technological silence
  I know you have it, My cell phone is far from my hand. Text message silence. Posted in Haiku for you Tagged: communication hostage, forgotten cell phone, haiku, humor, lost cell phone, technological silence...
• White people shouldn’t get dreadlocks, it looks like poop!
  on Jun 18, 2009 in outta my head cultural appropriation dreadlocks humor nasty hair poop Rastafarians
  First of all, I’m not making this a racially motivated post. For all you haters out there that might wanna spin my words into some cultural, racist, sexist, whatever thing, dont cuz that would be dumb and you really don’t wanna act a dam...
• Yes, yes, Oh Yes! It’s Green Porno 2.
  on Jun 16, 2009 in off the wall art-house porno green porno humor isabella rosellini marine sex whale penis
  You loved it when you saw Isabella hump a cardboard cutout of a bumblebee, or lose her head while mating with a praying mantis. In case you need a sexy refresher, here is the first time I spoke about Green Porno. My favorite one is the snail, it...
• What is a guilty pleasure called if you feel no guilt or remorse?
  on May 20, 2009 in outta my head chicken mcnuggets guilty pleasures McLatte organic food stupidity tax the yoga vegetarianism whole foods
  The Unholy Grail The Unholy Grail As I sit here sipping on my iced McLatte pondering about how many levels of bad this McLatte in my hand is, I come to the realization that as bad as it may seem, I feel no remorse in having one.
• Mother Nature is giving us another warning sign of imminent Zombie Apocalypse.
  on Mar 3, 2009 in outta my head humor zombie apocalypse zombie snail zombie warning signs zombies zombies in nature
  While surfing the internet for awesome stuff that’s relevant to this blog, for some reason was reminded of a nature video I had seen a few months ago.  Back then it didn’t hit home because I was still very zombie ignorant, but since I...
• If you could be any font, what would you be?
  on Mar 2, 2009 in General engllish fonts Helvetica humor Kelly the MasterDebator Modern No. 20 Mr. Galapagos science geek typeface
  When I found this video on youtube, all I could think of was how much I’d love it if it talked about chemistry instead of english. Then I realized that geeks come in all colors. That is when I realized that I know more english geeks than any...
• Haiku for you #9
  on Feb 19, 2009 in Haiku for you Battlestar Galactica black trenchcoat buckles class rings d'uh haiku high level paladin humor midget nerdy sci fi
  Anime logic, Starbuck the female cylon… back table eavesdrop. Posted in Haiku for you Tagged: Battlestar Galactica, black trenchcoat, buckles, class rings, d'uh, haiku, high level paladin, humor, midget, nerdy, sci fi...

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