New year resolutions for a slacker like me. Yup, we got em too.
on Jan 5, 2009 in outta my head 2009 clones goals humor new year's resolutions six-pack abs The dreaded New Year’s resolutions. Everybody’s got ‘em. Nobody sticks to them. I’m the same way. This year it will all be different because I will have accomplished everything on my list. All I’d have

You make a kid cry on Christmas morning, you go straight to HELL. Sorry, that’s just how it is.
on Dec 23, 2008 in outta my head bad parents bad pranks christmas morning christmas presents crying on christmas humor revenge xbox While surfing Youtube a while back I came across this video of a family pranking the youngest member of their family on Christmas morning.  Watch the video, then after you compose yourselves, keep reading. I do remember having played tricks and mak...

Rest in peace: Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Fixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.
on Dec 19, 2008 in nerdy stuff Enterprise computer geeky stuff Lwaxana Troi Majel Barrett nerdy sci fi star trek troi It is with deep sadness that I post this. Yesterday Dec. 18th, Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, widow of Gene Roddenberry, passed away at the age of 76. She was most famous for her character of Lwaxana Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation. After fin...

In the future, we will have Build a Clone workshops.
on Dec 16, 2008 in outta my head humor Black Friday cloning stupid people Gattaca Logan's Run Stephen Hawkins Ninja Warrior Bush Christmas Build a Bear Workshop awesomeness clones Build a Clone Workshop Cloning won't have that religious/moral/ethical stigma that we have put on it in today's culture . Right before we embrace cloning, scientists will have had a major breakthrough in inventing the "chill pill".

Forgive me bloggers, for I have sinned…
on Dec 8, 2008 in Reedin RainBow outta my head humor geeky stuff MMORPG Final Fantasy XI online gaming Ultima Online Diablo 2 Phoenix server Blackmamba white mob samurai World of Warcraft sucks …I have not posted anything in more than a week. Recently my life has been a little bit busy, mainly because a couple of weeks ago I started playing one of those MMORPG things everyone is doing nowadays. Back in the day when I was fully immers.

The lighter side of Black Friday.
on Nov 29, 2008 in outta my head Barry White Black Friday Christmas carols Christmas shopping food court gelatto hippopotamus humor massage chair Peter principle shopping Having worked in retail for a long ass time while I was going to school, I dread it when people mention Black Friday. Black Friday is this pseudo-holiday that is the day after Thanksgiving where all the people go shopping to get the good deals. Bei...

Haiku for you #7
on Nov 29, 2008 in Haiku for you haiku hackers poetry havoc lunchtime blogospheronauts post–Black Friday blues Betty White Barry White Eddie Van Halen the stomach says, “Now!” the owner of the stomach says, “Take your sweet time.” Posted in Haiku for you   Tagged: Barry White, Betty White, blogospheronauts, Eddie Van Halen, hackers, haik