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  • Short Blonde Jokes
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Blonde Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. You can't, they have always been like that.Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.Q. How do...
  • Final Words in Crashes
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    The National Transportation Safety Board had recently funded a project with the U.S. auto makers whereby they are to install a black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.This project was done in an effort to determine the circumstances in the last 1...
  • Redneck Computer Terms
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woodsBAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavernBUG - The reason you give for calling in sickBYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin JethroCACHE - Needed when you run out of food...
  • If Bill Gates was a Redneck
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    Their #1 product would be Microsoft WindersThe Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouseWinders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate FlagPowerPoint would be named ParPawntMicrosoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++New...
  • Attracting Light
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this...
  • Things You'd Never Hear a Redneck Say
    on Dec 23, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    Wrasslin's fake.Gimme some o dat mineral water.You kids move from the back of the pick-up, it ain't safe!Do you think my hair is too big?I thought Graceland was tacky.Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?The tires on that truck are too big...
  • God is Missing
    on Dec 16, 2009 in Long Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They always get into trouble and if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are always involved.The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining ch...
  • Naming Twins
    on Dec 16, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    A man was driving to the hospital, with his wife who was pregnant with twins, when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a high school dropout which was never taken seriously, sitting at his bed side.He...
  • Tenth Baby
    on Dec 16, 2009 in Redneck Jokes Hilarious Jokes
    A redneck woman had just given birth to her tenth baby when her doctor says,"You've just had your tenth baby Miss. What are you going to name this one?" "Phil" "But you named the last nine Phil" "Yeah its great. I s...
  • Sexist Jokes About WomenWhat is the difference between a battery and a woman?A battery has a positive sideWhy couldn't Hellen Keller drive?Because she was a womanWhy haven't any women ever gone to the moon?It doesn't need cleaning yetWhy did God make woman last?He didn't wa...
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