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• The Selfie Age Rolls On
  on Mar 23, 2016
  By Bill BrittonThe Self-Love of the Selfie AddictI apologize to the world of inflated self-esteem, but I have no intention of buying a selfie-stick. It’s not that I’m not the most important person in the world--I am. But to bolster my newly found...
• Florida Resident Bans Trump from His Property
  on Feb 7, 2016
  Used-Car SalesmanBy Bill BrittonFebruary 6, 2016 — Inspired by citizens in the UK in their attempt to ban Donald Trump from their country, Vero Beach widower Arnie Tinskin decided to ban Trump from his property. “I ain’t takin’ no chances,”...
• Immigration Politics and the Statue of Liberty
  on Aug 17, 2015
  By Bill BrittonDo the words of Emma Lazarus (“Give me your tired, your poor . . .”), inscribed on a plaque within the Statue of Liberty’s base, still convey the same power today as when they were written in 1883? Like the title of Lazarus’ po...
• Why the Fracking Frenzy?
  on Jun 20, 2015
  By Bill BrittonMay, 2015—The oil and gas industry gave nearly $250,000 to each of the 62 senators who voted in favor of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline project this spring (Maplight.org). The fossil fuel industry (oil, coal, natural gas) mad...
• Republican Convention to Feature Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) Competition
  on May 31, 2015
  Two Republicans competingSpecial to TPN—Republican National Chairman Reince Priebus has revealed that the party’s presidential nominee will be determined by the winner of a Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) tournament. “With dozens of party members havi...
• Presidential Candidate Cruz Says that Tax System Should Be “Voluntary”
  on Mar 24, 2015 in EPA FDA Koch Matt Lauer Nancy Pelosi Ted Cruz Today Show
  By Bill BrittonSenator Cruz when not prayingSpecial to TPN — Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the Today Show: “I believe the IRS should be...
• Koran Written by Mel Brooks Ancestor
  on Jan 8, 2015
  By Bill BrittonSpecial to TPN — In a discovery that will disturb Muslims everywhere, scholars have determined that Islam’s holy book, the Koran (Qur’an), was created by a Mel Brooks’ ancestor, Melali Broukhani. Muslim tradition says that God...
• Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony
  on Jan 19, 2014 in Bob Marley Bridgegate Chris Christie Dennis Rodman George Carlin Keith Richards reggae Supreme Court
  "It's all muscle!"By Bill Britton Special to TPN — Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday...
• Gov. Christie to Compete in NYC Marathon
  on Jan 11, 2014 in Christie George Washington Bridge marathon McDonald's Ted Cruz
  Christie following a training sessionBy Bill Britton Special to TPN — Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey will be competing in the New York City Marathon to be held on November 2, 2014. Contrary to rumor, all lanes will be open on the...
• President Obama to Reinvent the Wheel
  on Dec 31, 2013
  Prototypes of new wheel designsBy Bill Britton Special to TPN — After the resounding success of the Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare), President Obama has decided to launch a new effort to reinvent the wheel. Leading this initiative will be form...

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