Latest Blog Posts for Yo Soy La Chamuca - I don't even speak Spanish.

• Wedding Bell Blues
  on Sep 20, 2010 in Uncategorized boozery i am bat-shit insane Lobster pervs random weirdos the meanest wife ever waiting
  When you’ve worked in a restaurant with the bride, two bridesmaids, and the best man, you know the wedding’s gonna be crazy times.   Especially when there’s an open bar.  I was not disappointed. Our crazy Russian, pony-tailed, ex...
• You can always count on me, and I’ve been watching a lot of Deadwood
  on Sep 15, 2010 in Uncategorized boozery fucktards Lobster random weirdos the anxieties the meanest wife ever waiting geekiness
  “Yeah, I don’t blame you for calling Brianna a bitch. She was being bitchy that day. I would’ve said it too.” “I didn’t call her a bitch. That’s the thing. That’s why it was shit that I got fired.”...
• Never Forget
  on Sep 11, 2010 in Uncategorized
  I’m always enthralled when people tell stories about what they were doing when historical things happen. Where they were when Pearl harbor was attacked. What they were doing when JFK was shot. Where they were when man landed on the moon. What t...
• Live Together, Die Alone
  on Aug 31, 2010 in Uncategorized Lobster the olden days i am bat-shit insane My mom geekiness time travel
  Last night, I finished watching all of LOST.  Yeah, I’m late to the game, but at least it wasn’t spoiled for me before I got to experience it for myself. I bawled like a baby.  Possibly because I’m all period-hormonal.  But reall...
• I am an amazing photographer
  on Aug 27, 2010 in Uncategorized fucktards i am bat-shit insane My mom My Brother
  Yeah, not really.  I didn’t even bring my camera with me.  So here are some shots from my phone, just for you. My brother and I were amazed with this deal, until we overheard the cashier saying they were out of sweet and sour sauce.  That is...
• Mother and Child Reunion
  on Aug 26, 2010 in Uncategorized boozery My Brother My mom
  My mother and brother want to go back to the hotel room.  My brother turns on the TV and flips through the channels, deciding that “Gandhi” is the best option. Mom lies down on the bed.  Within minutes, she’s snoring. “Wake...
• Twitter is the Anti-Christ and Lobster is Insane Yet Again
  on Aug 17, 2010 in Uncategorized Lobster My mom the meanest wife ever
  But I just tattooed the mark of the beast on my forehead. I’m leaving on a jet plane with my crazy mother on Saturday.  I’m sure she is going to do lots of entertaining things.  Since I’m going to be without internet access while...
• Showing Off My Nanners
  on Aug 13, 2010 in Uncategorized i am an idiot
  They’re painting my apartment complex right now.  This means that I have to park my car out on the street, where it’ll probably be smashed up, given the locals’ penchant for hitting my car. It also means I had to take everything of...
• Puking Little Kids (puking as an adjective, not a verb)
  on Jul 27, 2010 in Uncategorized fucktards random weirdos the meanest wife ever waiting
  Holy shit, reading this blog has reminded me of some stories.  I don’t know why I haven’t written about them sooner.  Probable because I repress everything from my old workplace. One afternoon, I was sat a table of a couple and their 4-...
• Trek in the Park
  on Jul 26, 2010 in Uncategorized boozery Lobster the meanest wife ever geekiness Trek
  Last summer, Lobster and I went to see “Trek in the Park”, which was totally awesome.  A little acting troupe performed an episode of original Star Trek, with minimal set dressing but complete costumes and music, at a local park’s...

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