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  • This Is A Stick Up! Give Me All Of Your Inspiration.
    on Sep 14, 2010
    I'm really just checking in. I have been very frustrated with the sever case of writers block that has crippled my blogging efforts in recent weeks. I'm open to any thoughts, suggestions, or stories any one might have. As for me I will continue to st...
  • Customers Are Never Happy
    on Aug 12, 2010
    Yesterday at work I was introduced to Bill. Bill was another salesman's customer. Seeing as it was that salespersons day off and I said "Hello" I was on deck. "What can I do for you Bill?" Me and my big mouth.Bill starts explainin...
  • I Need You!
    on Jul 31, 2010
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  • So Tell Me, What Kind Of Porn Do You Like?
    on Jul 3, 2010
    I have been here at my new dealership about two weeks now. I have only had to attend one saturday morning meeting because the first week was the reprogramming phase. They spent the first two weeks teaching me how to sell car they way they do it here.
  • Wait A Minute. Let Me Get This Straight. You're Telling Me You Don't Wan't to Sell Me A Car?
    on Jun 20, 2010
    OK if there was ever an example of "How to not buy a car." its this guy. Ok I must forewarn I did not experience this. This was a story told to me by one of my former colleagues.Apparently the BDC had set an appointment with this guy to com...
  • Ten Minutes Could Save You...
    on Jun 12, 2010
    Now the story part. I sold a guy a truck that he didn't drive first. In fact he insisted he not drive it. Wait for it…. in less than twenty four hours he called me back and said he hated it and wanted to return it. Ooooo Sorry that isn't how this w...
  • The Anonymous Twins
    on Jun 11, 2010
    OK well I'm certainly happy to announce that I have a position at another dealer. I’m also happy the anonymous twins brought up such a subject as Test Driving a car before you buy it. Like most things I have an opinion and a story to back it up my...
  • Sometimes We Get A Bit Carried Away...
    on Jun 6, 2010
    Sometimes Saturday morning meetings turn into a huddle in the locker room at half time. No joke sometimes I could even hear the old NFL Films Music playing in my head.(Please play the attached Youtube video while you read this for effect) Not to lon...
  • I Got Fired, For Real This Time.
    on Jun 2, 2010
    So I got fired. It happens a lot, especially now days and car salesmen are not immune. The part that pisses me off is they waited till 7:30 to tell me they had me work all damn day, Bastards. Anyway it’s only been a day so far I’m bored out of my...
  • So I Laughed At An Old Man Who Dented His Truck With His Head. Wanna Fight About It?
    on May 8, 2010
    Today was pretty steady, I got to talk to and log two customers. The reason i'm chiming in was because one of the customers I had was explaining some damage to his truck to me this is how it went. Him: "See this dent right there?"Me: "...
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