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  • Accidental Life Ruiner (Also, Site News!)
    on Mar 1, 2010 in General Posts car crash pear
    When I was around 17 years old I liked to do this thing called “cruise the loop” with my friends. We’d pretty much spend all our weekends driving down Main Street trying to find babes and playing stupid games with people who had no...
  • “Lost” Up To This Point
    on Feb 1, 2010 in General Posts Juliet Kate Lost mediocre
    A little while ago, while bored at work, I was cruising through Hulu trying to find a show to dump millions of my non-valuable hours down. That’s when I saw it. I found the first 4 seasons of the popular television program Lost and on a whim...
  • Getting Weird at Wal-MartIt’s really no secret that Wal-Mart is the worst place in the world for everything besides great deals on cheap shit and making fun of people. I’ve accepted these facts and my deep hatred for the place, but I can’t help but go there...
  • Ask Josh – Motivation and Worrying
    on Jan 20, 2010 in Ask Josh advice motivation worry
    This week I have two “Ask Josh” questions to answer. One is about worrying and the other is about being a completely lazy waste of a human being. At first I didn’t really give a care about how this guy ends up, but then I realized t...
  • Working With CreepsI was trying to seduce a lady recently by grossing her out so much by stories of other people that she’d find me attractive and I remembered a few disgusting stories about past coworkers. I know you can’t believe everything you hear aroun...
  • Ask Josh – How To Be Romantic
    on Jan 7, 2010 in Ask Josh romance
    There’s a very troublesome trend in the dating world that I’ve picked up on throughout my years. It seems like after a while the passion starts to dwindle and you might as well be two robots with dicks and pussies that now rarely get used...
  • Mini Ask Josh SituationThere’s a pretty good chance that there will not be a proper blog post this week as I’m pretty goddamn busy with random going ons. Since this is the case and I don’t want to leave you guys hanging with no content I thought I’d...
  • The First Date
    on Dec 29, 2009 in General Posts Awkwardness First Date
    When I was in high school I wasn’t much of a dater. I talk about being awkward in most situations now, but back then the awkwardness was ratcheted up to a point where I almost couldn’t survive. What better way to showcase my complete inep...
  • Company Christmas PartyEvery year around this time I always think back to my personal Christmas past. The one memory that sticks out the most is the first and last year I went to a company Christmas party. Company gatherings always have an innate level of awkwardness as yo...
  • Christmas Times
    on Dec 21, 2009 in General Posts bleh Christmas presents
    If you couldn’t tell by now, I’m pretty indifferent towards the holidays. When I was a kid I loved them and from the time I graduated high school up until this year I despised them. These days, however, I just don’t really care. Sur...
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