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Nonesense to make your day go by. Thoughts on the stars, sandwiches, little shorts, USB ports...Not much on humanism or how to have it all. Love it or leave it, don'e be upset by it though. Definitely don't sue me.

Owner: daisywheel

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Language: English

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