How to Look Good Naked
on Nov 12, 2008It all seemed so innocent. Gok would take one of us to heart and shower us with attention. He would take us shopping, buy us a haircut, give us great advice, even kiss us on the lips! AAAnd then ... make you take your clothes off and roll about on...

Minor Surgery
on Oct 31, 2008Having paid 70p a finger I wasn't for backing out of my manicure but come on...the cuticle ploughing was a bit extreme. I won't go into the sensations of rough buffing. I should have been more wary of the little roll of steel tools and the fac

Self Esteem
on Oct 27, 2008I am vile. The greasy products of my selfindulgent life ooze through widened pores. Well healed people are rightly wary of the ruddy sheen on my skin. My brow has a moutainous wrinkle which, having raised to make so many unladylike remarks will no...

Michelle, Hilary and Sarah
on Oct 21, 2008Princeton, Yale and Miss Congeniality have all surely asked themselves, dare I dare? None have dared not to look like office Barbie's aunty, all button down startched up and beaded. I go for Sarah in a big way, there's nothing about her that

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Can they speak French or not?
on Oct 20, 2008Hats off to girls aloud. For the first year running they win dare I dare's award for most consistent group dieting. Its all very well being just Keira Knightley or Kate Moss on your own, but it takes more than a pack of silk cuts and a tens machine

Sales and Marketing
on Oct 20, 2008Seriously Shiela, is it likely I'm going to buy a house because it has a USB port? And while we're at it, either I'm a giant or all your furniture has been scaled down to make this bedsit look likely. Its not like I've got a supercol