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Latest Blog Posts for Smith Wit

  • SILENCED NIGHT
    on Dec 17, 2009 in Life Humor
    When I was twenty-one, all I got for Christmas that year was a large dose of anesthesia followed by six hours of maxillofacial (jaw) surgery. That’s right party people, this cheerleader’s cheers ceased on the cold December day. My parent’s paid...
  • I DUB THEE DEBBIE
    on Dec 10, 2009 in Life Humor
    I often wonder if my parents thought they were having kittens rather than twins because I want to believe my name selection resulted from last-minute spontaneity, like, “Let’s call that one Debbie.” My name cannot possibly be a something they t...
  • BETTING ON TIGERS AND GREYHOUNDS
    on Dec 8, 2009 in Dating and Relationships
    There is something so exhilarating about a good day at the races! Give me a program, some time to go over it, a cup of coffee and maybe a greasy snack to sustain me while I handicap, and I’m a happy girl indeed! Granted, some people love horse race...
  • TOP 10 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU JUST HAD A BAD DATE:
    on Dec 3, 2009 in Dating and Relationships
    Not all dates are going to be note-worthy. But having friends all over the country who want me to find that "special someone," I've become a bit of a national dating project. So, I tend to say yes to every blind-date, match-making set-up wi...
  • AN UNREQUITED LETTER: Write me back already!
    on Dec 1, 2009
    Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger State Capitol Building Sacramento, CA 95814 February 16, 2009 Dear Governor Schwarzenegger (Wow, that's a mouthful): Greetings from Aspen, Colorado and Happy Belated Valentines Day to you and your lovely wife! I am an O...
  • Waste MANagement
    on Nov 29, 2009
    This one is inspired by some time I spent with a friend over the weekend.... "Dear Lord, thank you that I've wised up a little. Amen." Grandma Lois used to say, "You can't fall off the floor." To which I would snidely reply, "...
  • MALE POLISH
    on Nov 28, 2009 in Weblogs
    I've purchased several bottles of nail polish simply because I'm inexplicably drawn to the name. I tend to gravitate toward varying shades of red with curious names such as "Double Decker Red," "Raggedy Ann," or "Trailer Park...
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