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  • I Love It When You Call Me Big Mama
    on Dec 30, 2008 in virginia my one defining quality
    Here is a lovely email we received from Shea:My husband caught this as he was driving. Since I now try to keep my trusty camera with me at all times, I grabbed a quick pic of it. First I was thinking why would anyone advertise their size like that, a...
  • Did It Hurt... ?
    on Dec 29, 2008 in Nevada completely annoying
    ... When you fell from heaven?I am assuming HEVNSNT means "Heaven Sent," but if you stare at this one a little longer other things start to come to mind. The first I thought of was "Heave and Snot" and then "Heaven's Nut.&quo
  • You've got to pray just to make it today
    on Dec 28, 2008 in California Loving the Lord
    Jen H. sent us this picture for Lovin' the Lord Sunday. This plate is just odd to me, because I can't seem to put it into context. Is it:-An exclamation? Oh pray! -Maya Angelou fan? Oh pray my wings are going to fit me well.-You just realized so
  • Would You Like Some Sheesh With That Whine?
    on Dec 27, 2008 in Colorado Just Odd
    Marisa M. wrote this most humorous email to us:I was in Colorado Springs recently on business, toodling down the highway in my rental car lost as usual when this green car revved past me and cut me off. Guess I wasn't going fast enough for him. When.
  • Your Honor, She Asked For It
    on Dec 26, 2008 in Arizona completely annoying
    BMPRCAR = Bumper Car. The plate rage inside of me just wants to scream: Why, yes, I can slam my car into yours. Nothing like whiplash and a lawsuit to complete your lovely vanity plate message. What kind of annoys me more though is the Darwin Fish Ca...
  • More of my slightly edited poetry
    on Dec 25, 2008 in virginia Just Odd
    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;The vanity plates were hung on the Hummer with care,In hopes relief for my narcissism would soon be there.The children were nestled all snug in.
    on Dec 24, 2008 in mildly whitty virginia
    Stephanie F. wrote to me a few weeks ago: I took this picture outside of a store that was having pictures with Santa. I guess the sleigh needed an upgrade!I thought Santa drove a big red sleigh, not an Oldsmobile Cutlass? And why does he have Virgini...
  • Brrr, It's Cold In Here; There Must Be Vanity In The At-mos-phere
    on Dec 23, 2008 in Illinois Just Odd
    Yes, it's freezing cold. According to the weather channel it feels like a brisk -31°F (-35°C) here as I type this. But wait, is this driver cold, or do they want you to know how their engine sounds when they are passing you on the right going 85 in
  • Sorry About Your Inferiority Complex...
    on Dec 22, 2008 in completely annoying virginia
    Thanks, Captain Obvious. I didn't know if you were driving a Hummer or not, so I had to look to your vanity plate to clarify. If there is anything that is more annoying than a Hummer (Hi! I like to waste gas and run over children), it's a Hummer
  • J35U5
    on Dec 21, 2008 in Loving the Lord
    When I first started this, I didn't know how long I could keep doing a Lovin' the Lord Sunday feature. I thought surely it would last a few weeks and then I would have to move on, but holy, holy, look who's 9 weeks into this thing!H3 L1V3S.
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