Stories about embarrassment, shitting yourself, masturbation, strippers, humiliation, and injured genitalia. You will laugh, you will gag, you will sport wood. How many blogs can say that? Some names have been changed to protect the slutty.

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  • The Jamal Mashburn Looking Prostitute and Prego
    on Aug 17, 2010
    So the band and I were in Phoenix for a show at some shithole dive bar. After rocking the roof off the place, we headed back to a friends place to crash. Our roadie JN and I decided we should do something better than sitting around drinking so we dec...
  • Still Alive
    on Aug 16, 2010
    Just letting all my loyal (and not so loyal) readers know that I am not dead or out of stories. I will have a new one posted by the end of the week titled "The Jamal Mashburn looking hooker and her pregnant friend"  I like simple and attainable...
  • My Butt Period, Menstration not Punctuation
    on Jul 1, 2010
    So I was getting ready for an intense workout at the gym with a personal trainer when I thought I had better have a pre-lift dump. Like all my shits, this was a doozy. After twenty or so minutes of straining and pushing I knew what it was like to giv...
  • Drum Roll Please.......
    on Jun 13, 2010
     So all the stories have been submitted and we have a winner. The very sexy (I assume) Amy B. from Chronicles of Blah Blah Blah has sent in the winning submission. It had embarrassment, ill timed shitting, impotence(I hate it when that happens...
  • Contest Time
    on May 27, 2010
    So as some of you may have noticed the frequency of my posts has started to wain. It's not that I don't have the stories, because I do, it's that I'm extremely lazy and haven't felt like taking the time to post any. So instead of writing a new one, l...
  • The Four Lick Wonder
    on May 8, 2010
    So this new little slut with huge tits started at my work, so I immediately asked some leading questions to find out if she was single, slutty, or both. Turns out it was both. Now it is not my style to bang a girl who has a boyfriend or husband, but...
  • Pizza Pizza
    on Apr 18, 2010
    So when I was in high school my friends and I started hanging out with these two girls who worked at Little Ceasers Pizza. Even though they were only 17, they were each assistant manager for this particular store. Lucky for my friends and I, they wer...
  • Blame Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, and Eva Angelina
    on Mar 30, 2010
    I am sorry for the lack of updates recently. I just found the categories section on tube 8 and to be quite honest, it has taken up a lot of my time. I'm also quite lazy. I have been posting stories in small spurts(the way your mom likes it) but I pro...
  • Public Bathrooms Should have Locks on the Doors
    on Mar 8, 2010
    So my band had just pulled up to play this little dive pizza place with no stage, no pa system, and even worse, no locks on their bathroom doors. No problem though, we had played worse venues. Besides, small venues like this pizza place usually had a...
  • Salt in the Wound
    on Feb 23, 2010
    So JH was having some people over at his house and things were getting pretty crazy. In JH's parents room was a slut who was fucking everyone. Like the classy teenagers we were, we put up a now serving sign on the door and had people take numbers. JW...
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