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  • A Cart Apart
    on Jun 28, 2010 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin
    I’m walking through Wal*Mart’s parking lot on a mission of self-preservation or grocery shopping…whatever.  Payday is today and my bank account is momentarily inflated.  There’s a good chance I’ll drop a hundred dollars or more on...
  • Developmental Item
    on May 5, 2010 in File 13
    DodoEggs.com! Where our employees work tirelessly to ensure you’re 100% satisfied with our competition! Attn: ChiefDodo (CEO and High Lord of DodoEggs.com) From: Eugene exiled to the Research and Development Department Subject: Progress on Secr...
  • Happy Second Birthday -DodoEggs.com!
    on Apr 17, 2010 in Dodo Eggs
    Quotes overheard at DodoEggs.com’s worldwide headquarters upon the second anniversary of the company’s floundering.  Each corresponds to DodoEggs.com’s inside story told by the Chief Dodo himself…Matt Teply. “So does anyone know how much v...
  • Coco Intolerance
    on Apr 12, 2010 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin
    Dear DodoEggs.com, I’ve been really depressed lately and there’s no light at the end of the tunnel. It’s hard for me to get out of bed in the morning, talk with friends, eat, or even check my horoscope. It’s hard to see straig...
  • Easter Cake!
    on Apr 7, 2010 in Dodo Eggs
    Public Notice: Matt & Melissa Teply of Loss Vegas, Nevada are listed as defendants in a defamation suit by a Mr. Easter Bunny.  The litigation stems from an incident on April 4th, 2010 in which the defendants allegedly defamed Mr. Bunny’s...
  • Wizz Kid
    on Apr 4, 2010 in Ask Doctor Pokorny
    Dear Dr. P, I’m twelve years old and in the sixth grade.  I love to play strategy games like World of Geekcraft and War Whamer.  My mom says I waste too much time on those dumb games and that if I don’t quit I’d have dragons comin...
  • A Collection of Eggshells
    on Apr 1, 2010 in Nuts, Dolts, and Screwballs
    Bits of wisdom lay about his world like the pennies on convenience store parking lots.  People, knowingly or not, cast them here and there so the prudent can pick them up.  Of course, wisdom has pluses that make it substantially worth more (and few...
  • Husband to Has-Ben
    on Mar 28, 2010 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin
    I didn’t know what it was at first.  Bob and I would meet every Tuesday morning as we drug our trash bins to the street curb for pick-up.  Both of us were dressed for work, me in my shirt and tie, Bob in the filthy jumpsuit the city issued hi...
  • The Welcome Guest
    on Mar 20, 2010 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin
     Today marks the end of a long drought – a chain of endless days will finally break.  Greg Dillwine and his family is stepping off a plane in Nashville and I’ll be there to greet him.  Until I met Melissa, Greg was the almost singular...
  • Baby Tools
    on Mar 18, 2010 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin
    Congratulations!!!  It’s been nine months since you ordered your Human Starter Kit.  Although we haven’t had any complaints, we apologize if you were forced to order multiple times.  (Note: We no longer use storks.)  If you’re n...
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