Extra Resolve for 2009
on Dec 30, 2008 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin Before anyone gets too excited about resolutions for 2009, let’s take a quick glance at the performance of our 2008 goals. We all know the life expectancy of most resolutions falls into two categories; Already Broken and Will Be Broken. After a.

Baseball Card
on Dec 29, 2008 in Dodo Eggs When I was young, my biggest hobby was collecting baseball cards. Anytime I found change in my pocket, I would ride my bike to the grocery store and buy a pack or two. I did this fairly often for someone who didn’t have an allowance. The trick,.

Band Aid
on Dec 23, 2008 in Dodo Eggs I’m sitting in the back corner of Mrs. Medder’s study hall with my math book open but completely ignored. Instead, my head is turned to one side; my eyes pulled over my shoulder. In the corner are bits of pencil shavings and stray hair

Interview with Matt Smith
on Dec 22, 2008 in Miss Nomar's Microphone Miss Nomar: Hello eager readers. I am Miss Nomar your ace correspondent to the world famous DodoEggs.com website. I routinely bring you the fascinating personalities that you crave. So when your neighbors finally remember to start closing their b...

Dad’s A Goober Awareness Resource
on Dec 19, 2008 in Beer Bottle Nosed Dolphin AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM - DAGAR - Dad’s A Goober Awareness Resource “Helping kids deal with embarrassing fathers since 1975″ There’s a nine-year-old boy (We’ll call him Paul) swimming in the pool.

Trash Happens
on Dec 18, 2008 in Dodo Eggs Sam and I are sitting in the booth of a common fast food restaurant. Both of us have the day off and our spouses have run off to the next great garage sale. I’ve taken the greasy, wax paper wrapper off my breakfast sandwich and stuffed it int.

The Sweet Find
on Dec 17, 2008 in Dodo Eggs I’m sitting in the church’s back room. The room smells musty and it’s a little cramped. There are boxes of Sunday school materials, TV carts, old books on old topics, and a podium still smoking from its near misses with fire