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• I Have Moved
  on Apr 3, 2013
   I have moved From now on, all new posts will be at The Bitchy Waiter at the new address. Please change your bookmarks and please also get me a vodka gimlet.Click here for the address. Thanks.-BW...
• A Comment on Comments
  on Apr 2, 2013 in comment on comments
  You know I love an opportunity to reach out to the readers and respond to comments. It fills my heart with pride to know that people take time out of their busy day of surfing Facebook and playing Words With Friends just to type out a comment to litt...
• Take This Job (and a Fish Stick) and Shove It
  on Apr 1, 2013
  You know how people sometimes keep their feelings bottled up inside them and they never fully release all the frustration they feel? I do that. Believe it or not, this blog is just the tip of the bitchy iceberg of angst and fury that live deep w...
• No Reservations, Please
  on Mar 28, 2013 in blow up doll Kyle Anderson no reservations Red Medicine reservations
  At the restaurant I work in, we do not take reservations. No matter how whiny and petulant a guest will get, we still won't do it."But please? It's gonna be my mom's 70th birthday and there will be fifteen of us. We just don't wanna have to wait when...
• Equality for All or Quinoa Equals Mashed Potatoes
  on Mar 27, 2013 in DOMA prop 8 same-sex marriage supreme court
  Today is the second day that the Supreme Court is hearing arguments about Proposition 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act. I won't go into the specifics of what each of those means because most people have a pretty good idea already: same-sex marriage.
• White Zinfandel is Fancy
  on Mar 25, 2013 in White Zinfandel
  Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a "Girls Night Out." Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and that sequins class things up, it is clear that these girls are ready to party."Hello, ladies. Can I get you an...
• Dishrack Spooge Facial
  on Mar 21, 2013
  I am disgusting. My face is disgusting. I feel disgusted because my face is covered with liquid gunk that spewed forth from the dish rack when I threw a rack of glasses on it. Anyone who has spent time in a restaurant knows what I speak of. I will le...
• A Comment on Comments
  on Mar 20, 2013 in comment on comments
  A few days ago, I posted a picture on the Bitchy Waiter Facebook page that was making fun of those customers who tell us they are ready to order and then make us stand there for five minutes while they try to make a decision. How many times has a cus...
• The Newly Trained Waiter Who Is No Longer Bitchy But is Wonderfully Proficient
  on Mar 14, 2013
  I did it. I went through training with a 22 year-old and survived even though she was about the same age as the underwear I had one. You can click here to read yesterday's post about how I felt about having to go in to work early for some training.
• Waiting Tables Since the Beginning of Time
  on Mar 13, 2013 in waiter in training
  I don't know if you know this or not, but I have been waiting tables for a really long time. The first order I ever took, I remember that the man asked me for his brontosaurus burger to be rare and I was like, "Umm, no shit, it's always rare. We ain'...

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