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• Season Pass
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Season Pass
  Season Pass !!On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking...
• Some difference
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Some difference
  Some differenceFor the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handling the attendant $.50,he could not help but comment, "The last time I came to...
• Accountant`s figures
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Accountant`s figures
  Accountant`s figures!An accountant visited the Natural History museum.While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?"&qu...
• Situation changes
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Situation changes
  Situation changes!Recently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company. They asked for my late father by name."I`m sorry," I answered, "but he`s dead."Their reply, "May I leave a number in case...
• Elevator
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Elevator
  Elevator!!An A boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father,"What is this, Father?"...
• Not My Ear ..
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Not My Ear ..
  Not My Ear ..A carpenter on a building site rushed up to the site engineer. "Sir, Sir!" he cried, "Someone just dropped a trowel from the top of the scaffold and sliced my ear off!"The site engineer immediately organized a search...
• Go Slow
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Go Slow
  Go SlowTeacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"Click Email Post [><] Icon to send the joke to f...
• 911
  on Jan 24, 2010 in 911
  911Emily Sue passed away, and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away."Where do you live?" asked the operator.Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."The operator asked, &qu...
• Breaking the fire
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Breaking the fire
  Breaking the fire!A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Desp...
• Natural calamity?
  on Jan 24, 2010 in Natural calamity?
  Natural calamity?There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew`s sudden visit.A day later the parents re...

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