Ruff! Ruff Ruff Ruff!
on Oct 31, 2009Dog is sad. This amuses me.Between my job, my horrific real estate transaction, and the trolls, I think I'm losing my faith in humankind.Thank you Jesus!I like to think of myself as a generally optimistic person.Ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!Hold on...

Even Guys From Latvia Can Have Stupid Blogs
on Oct 11, 2009Latvia.According to wikipedia, Latvia is famous for being Russia's bitch, being the Soviet Union's bitch, and, uh, producing such great hockey players as Arturs Irbe and Sandis Ozolinsh. Okay, they're not very good. Latvia doesn't have a whole lot go...

Man vs. Debt! The battle of the Century!
on Oct 10, 2009My money is on debt, even though man is a huge favorite. I've got a good feeling about debt!Regular reader Howard recently pointed me to a Simple Dollaresque (shut up, it's a word) frugal douche, who writes at Man vs. Debt. It's chock full of the usu...

Cool Shit!
on Oct 5, 2009There's some cool shit going on at No Communism!Okay, not really. There's just stuff.I'm now signed up on the twitter. Follow me at nocommunismblog. It'll be like here, but with even more cursing. I'll use it to tell you guys when new posts are up, o...

Fuck You Bing
on Oct 4, 2009For shits and giggles, I decided to do a search for "no communism" on Bing, Microsoft's new search engine.And for the first 50 pages of search results, I did not get a single result that led me to this blog.For that, I'd like to give Bing the first o...

What Do Trolls Eat?
on Oct 2, 2009Probably angry chicken. I promised, so I'll deliver. Turns out Dog doesn't like people who don't like her very much. I kinda figured this post was coming. Dog's commenters have been extra awesome lately, (especially Howard!) and we all knew Dog would...

Caninius Bitchius
on Sep 21, 2009It's time for more Dog Ate My Finances, bitches!In this week's episode, the Dog's are trying to buy a house. Things aren't exactly going to plan, which is causing Dog to be even more bitter than usual. I've linked to the comments, mostly because all...

You Christian Whore You
on Sep 8, 2009I don't even have a preamble. This is why I hate religion so much.(Note: Although if it's a joke, nicely done. Pretty sure it isn't though. Read the comments.)A couple years ago I was bombarded with emails asking me how to please both Jesus and your...

The Div-Net Delievers Again
on Sep 4, 2009I'd like to introduce a special guest blogger today. His name is Dr. Frank Quietly, and he's the director of sleep solutions for Comfy Mattress Inc.Dr. Quietly: (Quietly) Hello. (Sips a cup of chamomile tea)Rather than me tearing this post the new as...

I'm Baaaaacccccckkkkk!!!!!!!!!!1
on Aug 25, 2009Who missed me? Anyone? No? Dammit.Good news for all of you who like hot chicks on BNN. The new girl Anne Gaviola is pretty fine. Don't believe me? Check out this guy's blog. A little creepy, but useful for our purposes.What else is going on out there...