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  • Culture Shock
    on Nov 14, 2011 in women separation stupidity
    Confession: The first time I heard rap music I cried. I had know idea that such music existed or why they were so angry. I couldn't stomach how anyone could say things that were so explicit. Over time, I realized that music was an expression of ex...
  • I'm not familiar with that term
    on Jul 6, 2011 in fruit apology hotties
    Sheltering and avoiding contact with the world is an important part of christian growth. I ate, slept and lived the fundie lifestyle. The outside world was scary, wicked and ungodly. My brain magically repressed that only a few years prior, I had a...
  • Are you ever gonna update?
    on Jun 23, 2011
    You know, I really need to quit starting blog posts, and then procrastinating wearing my Not Pants and finally posting a month later. Yea, I'll work on that. There's also another post between this one, too.
  • Eddie Haskell style Christianity
    on Jun 22, 2011 in excellence superiorty
    I love 'Leave it to Beaver'. If you've never watched it, you probably won't get the title reference. However since 83.7% of fundamentalists* long for an idealist American family life set in the 1950's, I'm sure you can relate. It dawned on me that...
  • Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so blue
    on May 23, 2011 in fruit
    My interpersonal skills suck. Growing up, everyone thought I was just 'shy' and would eventually come out of my shell. It wasn't until I left fundamentalism that I finally decided to get help. I have social anxiety disorder. (Finally, a medical rea...
  • ...and Lord, please smite all them that disagree
    on May 2, 2011 in praise him fundamental separation
    As a former fundie, I like to make up my own statistics. So I'll say roughly, 83.7% of fundamentalists have a Superiority Complex. I also enjoy being my own authority, and speaking for an entire group of people. Here's my bullet points on the Orig...
  • Repressed Sexuality
    on Apr 27, 2011 in women customs men
    Sex is evil. Sex is bad. Don't do it until you're married. From my own perspective, being single is hard in fundamentalism. It's even harder being single when you're already 'damaged goods'. God throws thunder bolts from the sky at those who di...
  • Thank you for not discussing the outside world
    on Feb 20, 2011 in customs family
    A true fundie must shield their children from all that is secular, wordly. Fundies are notorious for living a life of exclusion. After all, they can not properly brainwash if they are exposed to differing points of view. I often think of all t...
  • Bathsheba was a whore
    on Feb 11, 2011 in women men
    I was not born into fundamentalism, therefore some customs were strange to me. Although no one forced me, I knew that modesty was expected of women. The separation of male & female was clearly defined. Men wear pants, women don't. Women sit do...
  • The art of the follow-up
    on Jan 30, 2011 in door knocking soul winning customs
    Many eons ago, every Saturday morning without fail, I'd get up ready to pop-lock and drop the gospel. I'd get dressed in my best potato sack jean skirt, and stylize it up with white socks & tennis shoes. The epitome of fundie fashion--Baby I h...
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