Operation Princess Room is done
on Aug 10, 2009 in Everything Kids My Life designing a room extreme makeover girls room interior design painting princess makover princess room redecorating toddlers What was I thinking?  My kids are damn spoiled.  Not rotten, just spoiled.  While my husband’s job sent him out of town for 14 days (bastards) I decided to embark on an extreme make over on the girls room. A way to keep myself busy a...

You know you’re an @sshole when….
on Jul 24, 2009 in Comments on Society Everything Kids My Life assholes pedestrian crossing pedestrians rude people things kids say toddlers Had to make a trip to Walmart yesterday.  I was carrying my youngest & holding the hand of my oldest making my way across the parking lot.  I finally get to the cross walk section directly in front of the doors and begin to cross.  When I see...

5 grand doesn’t save a planet
on Jul 23, 2009 in C green My Life going green Habitat for Humainty recycling recycling contruction materials recycling old windows replacement windows replacing windows reusing ways to go green We just had our windows replaced with these super awesome energy saving ones.  So super awesome that they fall under the energy saving bill that will get us a $1500 tax credit next year.  Oh and be sure that when they gave their pitch the c...

Are we related?
on Jul 17, 2009 in Comments on Society My Life personality personality differences relatives OMG, yes that deserved to be in all caps.  Does anyone else have a relative, I mean a direct relative.  So direct it’s a mother or father biologically, that you just really wonder if there is a conspiracy you just don’t know about. ...

And in this corner…Carmen weighing in at 180.6: Starting Weight Watchers
on Jul 16, 2009 in My Life how to lose weight losing weight need to lose weight Weight Watchers womens weight Holy big fat asses batman.  Did I just admit my weight in my blog title.  I have officially lost my damn mind!  Well, I guess I’m going to attempt to do the whole “make healthier choices and use portion control” thing.  I know people who ha...

Who you calling a Yeti?
on Jul 8, 2009 in Comments on Society My Life being hairy Nair plucking shaving wax waxing hair Don’t shave anything that you won’t be able to keep up with for the absolute rest of your life.  Or it will grow back looking like darkest, thickest, & coarsest hair ever (yes probably almost like resembling pubes).  I made the mist...

No sign in my yard
on Jul 3, 2009 in My Life ADT breaking and entering criminals home security home security systems robberies I am a one paranoid mofo.  Before my husband and I moved into our new home I refused to step one foot inside until ADT or something of the equivalent was installed.  I specifically said that I didn’t want a yard sign because I wanted any...

You are a bad kitty!
on Jul 2, 2009 in My Life bad kitties cats kittens Pickles, my cat is a pain in my ass!  It’s not just because I am a dog person, well maybe that is a little bit of it.  But dammit she’s a year and a half old.  When is she going to get in the cute, purry, rubbing up against you, an...

The little Dutch girl
on Jul 1, 2009 in Everything Kids My Life cutting hair growing up hair tangles toddlers I cut my eldest daughter’s hair for the first time ever yesterday.  I have cut her bang many times before but he rest of her hair was so slow to grow that there was never a need to cut any of it.  Or she wouldn’t have had any left. ...

Can’t get enough of me?
on Jun 30, 2009 in My Life Facebook Myspace social networking sites Twitter Are you just dying to know what I may be doing this instant?  Perhaps you would like to be my friend or fan.  Then follow me on Twitter (https://twitter.com/carmensblog).  Yeah, that’s right.  I “tweet”.  Be my fan on F...