Latest Blog Posts for Kringlish Kids

• Vote for HOPE!
  on Dec 13, 2010 in And not for something completely different...
  Hey readers! I would consider it a solid if you voted for HOPE (Helping Others Prosper through English) on this website. The charity provides free classes for orphans and underprivileged kids. Most of these kids don’t even have a foreign teacher at...
• 10 Reasons *THIS* School Needs a Faculty Bathroom!!!
  on Dec 10, 2010 in KY Damn it to hell highly inappropriate gross
  My worst nightmare came true when I was told there was no faculty bathroom at our school. Oh hells to the no! Here we go again...10) When you enter the bathroom, it is cute when a Kringlish high school kid who is brushing his teeth bows and says "Ann...
• Déjà is a bitch…
  on Dec 9, 2010 in Damn it to hell I don't mean to offend...but
  I got asked the dreaded question again..."Teacher, are you satisfied with your face?"At least my students are here at the advanced boarding school, so she didn't say teachah.
• Exquisite Corpse #3: Jelly Babies
  on Dec 2, 2010 in "gifted program" creative BUHAHAHA Exquisite Corpse violence
  Wow, if you haven't noticed, there has been a trend with this class.  For some reason, my kids really like menacing things made out of jelly.  Enter, the jelly baby...Her hands were shaking. She couldn't believe what she had just seen...[1]...
• Exquisite Corpse #2
  on Dec 1, 2010 in "gifted program" creative BUHAHAHA Exquisite Corpse violence racism
  Here's another one from my Exquisite Corpse lesson.  I guess I should have explained to them that they didn't need to be so literal about the corpse part..."You had better run!" Mark yelled to the other boy...[1]because there was a zombie behind...
• Exquisite Corpse
  on Nov 30, 2010 in What the what? "gifted program" creative BUHAHAHA Exquisite Corpse violence
  My Kringlish kids--along with my Japanlish and Hong Konglish kids--are having trouble with verb shifts in their writing, so I had them do an epic round of exquisite corpse to see if they could maintain a consistent verb tense throughout a story. ...
• on Nov 7, 2010 in creative BUHAHAHA 1-2
    Okay, class 1-2 (all girls) is clearly my favorite.  It's filled with giggly girls who say the darnedest things. And they all have Kringlish names, so it's easy to remember them.Nancy: Laura's skins is as dark as Guinness.Me: What?Nancy:...
• Korean Mothers
  on Nov 4, 2010 in Awwwwwwwwww *pats on the head*
  Wow.  I did some picture writing with my second graders (aka 11th graders).  They had to describe the picture using two similes. I don't know where my student came up with these similes.  It's just a magpie on a fence...The bird l...
• Orientation
  on Oct 25, 2010 in drinking
  Dear Diary, At orientation, two British foreign teachers gave a presentation on proper soju drinking etiquette complete with powerpoint presentation and soju bottles.  I am certainly more prepared to teach in the public schools now...
• OMG New Title
  on Oct 20, 2010
  I leave for my public school job on the morrow!!!

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