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The home of a fictional cowboy. A place where anyone can wander in and enjoy the warm hospitality and gentle humor of a man called Valance. Sit a spell and be entertained with truths, half-truths and tales as tall as your eyebrows.

Owner: AmancalledValance

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Language: English

Tags: cowboy, entertainment, life, fun, writing

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Latest Blog Posts for A man called Valance

  • Moving On
    on May 30, 2013 in 136 Moving On
    I came home… I hung up my gun… I lay off the booze.*Bites cork from bottle and spits it across the porch* I rebuilt this place. * Takes a good long swig of whiskey*I thought I could mend my ways. I thought I could settle down and live off the lan...
  • Denver
    on May 24, 2013 in 135 Denver
    I promised I’d tell you where I’d been this past year. You might like to make some coffee first.I always wanted to go to Denver. No special reason. A liking for the name’s all it ever was, but that liking became a calling when I had to lea...
  • The Night Visitor
    on May 16, 2013 in 134 The Night Visitor
    I had a strange dream last night. Leastways, I think it was a dream. I dreamt I was sitting on the porch late at night. I was having a peaceful drink and a cigarette when thought I heard a rustling noise. When I heard it a second time I sat up in my...
  • Restless
    on May 11, 2013 in 133 Restless
    I ain’t cut out for farming. Some things just ain’t meant to be. If I didn’t know that before the crows came and took every seed I sowed, I know it now. D’you ever wonder why we’re here, living and breathing, and existing from day to day? A...
  • A Farmer Called Valance
    on May 5, 2013 in 132 A Farmer Called Valance
    Working the land ain’t easy. Ain’t a sod that’ll lift without a lot of sweat and toil. Some folks didn’t think I had it in me, I know, (*thumbs nose at Miss Frances*) but I’m a changed man these days. Give me a field to plow, and I’m...
  • The Night I rode into Town
    on Apr 29, 2013 in 132 The Night I Rode into Town
    I promised I’d tell you what happened when I left here a year ago. Well, here goes…You might remember Cordelia came to see me. Buck Mallory was in jail and the Mallory brothers were stirring up a heap of trouble. With every snake and jasper in to...
  • The Night I Rode into Town
    on Apr 29, 2013 in 132 The Night I Rode into Town
    I promised I’d tell you what happened when I left here a year ago. Well, here goes…You might remember Cordelia came to see me. Buck Mallory was in jail and the Mallory brothers were stirring up a heap of trouble. With every snake and jasper in to...
  • Frock of Rages
    on Apr 23, 2013 in 130 Frock of Rages
    The new place is looking good, ain’t it? I got Johnny to thank for that. If it hadn’t been for him I’d still be clomping about on the roof with a hammer. Ain’t had a drink to celebrate yet but I’m gonna, just as soon as I can. I slept late...
  • A Pocketful of Wishes
    on Apr 17, 2013 in 129 A Pocketful of Wishes
    S’ok, my birthday’s gone. You can all come out now. Did I get lots of surprises and a big helping of steak and onions with potatoes and plenty of gravy? Nope. I got what I always get; a pocketful of wishes and big sack of nothing. *Lights cigaret...
  • No Place Like Home
    on Apr 12, 2013 in 128 No Place Like Home
    Yup, I’m back – and I don’t mean back from the dead, either. I just put that pile of rocks together to fool certain varmints into thinking I’d gone to a better place, since I wasn’t sure if it was safe to come home yet. Not that I’ve been...
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