Jester’s Court — November 20, 2009
on Nov 21, 2009 in Jester's Court A former Parliament House barmaid claimed that she had an affair with South Australian Premier Mike Rann. Rann called the claim “wildly sensational.” In September, the estranged husband of the woman assaulted Rann with a rolled-up magazine. Texas...

Czech President Calls Global Warming And Communism The Same
on Nov 21, 2009 in Czech Republic Václav Klaus Czech President Vaclav Klaus said that those concerned about global warming are advocating the same thing that the communists did — state control.

Jester’s Court — November 20, 2009
on Nov 21, 2009 in Jester's Court Doug Hoffman, who almost won the 23rd Congressional District in New York, has “revoked his statement of concession” despite needing to win 80% of the remaining uncounted votes in order to win. Hoffman is alleging that ACORN and labor unions stole...

Billboard Ties Obama To Ft. Hood Shootings
on Nov 21, 2009 in Colorado It had to happen. Someone had to compare the Ft. Hood massacre to Barack Obama. A Colorado store owner allowed this billboard on his property and defended it on a radio station by claiming that the Constitution has the words “We are a Christian nat...

Australian MP Defends “Power Nap”
on Nov 21, 2009 in Fran Bailey Australian MP Fran Bailey wants the world to understand true power. In her case, she likes to exert it through a nap. Caught dozing off at a NATO conference in Scotland, Bailey bristled at the attention her snooze was getting. “To have a power nap...

Ugandan Official Wants To Flog Corpses
on Nov 16, 2009 in Uganda Waragi is the Ugandan version of gin, although the term applies to all distilled drinks as well. Highly popular, some moonshiners have begun making an illegal version of the drink by mixing in methanol. Sure, it is cheaper that way and probably gives...

Idaho GOP Leader “Fool Of The Week”
on Nov 16, 2009 in Blake Hall Fool of the Week “Fool of the Week” honors go to Idaho GOP leader and former Republican National Committee member Blake Hall. Hall was convicted of stalking his ex-girlfriend. This is not the usual stalking, and the judge even pointed out the length of time and i...

Jester’s Court — November 15, 2009
on Nov 15, 2009 in Jester's Court Ousted Honduran President Manual Zelaya said that he would not accept a deal to return to office if it means accepting the results of the vote scheduled for later this month. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev wants to change time. Well, Russian time...

Obama Bows Again
on Nov 15, 2009 in Barack Obama Kings, queens and emperors are an anachronism. This is the twenty-first century and divine right has gone the way of the horse drawn carriage. That is what makes this disturbing trend by Barack Obama to bow to royalty all the more disconcerting. Fir...

Berlusconi’s Divorce To Be Nasty
on Nov 15, 2009 in Silvio Berlusconi Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s divorce promises to be a messy affair. Besides being Prime Minister, Berlusconi is Italy’s wealthiest person with an approximate $10 billion fortune in television, newspapers and publishing. Besides the...