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  • Where am I going... and why am I in this handbasket?
    on Sep 19, 2010
    I have a confession to make. I love Adam Sandler. I've seen every movie he's ever made. I've watched every Saturday Night Live skit he's ever done, and I own every song he's ever written. No, I'm not some crazy stalker chick (unless you happen to ow...
  • Woody Allen said it best in Sleeper: This tastes awful! I could have made a fortune selling it in my health food store.
    on Sep 6, 2010
    The following is my attempt at a public service announcement. It should be said that I'm not a doctor. I don't even play one on TV, but I recently discovered something important about Addison's disease, and I want to share it. Please note that, for t...
  • If blogging were an Olympic sport, I'd be losing to Indonesia
    on Sep 3, 2010
    I'm officially addicted to blogging. It’s true, I am… I log on every night to see if people post comments for me to read. I'm still learning how all of this works; however, since I never see any - I'm hopeful that I'm not just missing the obvious...
  • It takes a village...
    on Aug 27, 2010
    Have you ever played the game Marco Polo, where you close your eyes and shout, "Marco," and the other people reply, "Polo," until you find them? It's like hide-and-go-seek, but you rely on sound instead of sight. I was always really bad at it since I...
  • I'll give you a rose by any other name...
    on Aug 17, 2010
    Have you ever seen the show, Pimp my Ride, where they take cars and trick them out? If you haven’t, they basically start with a pretty normal vehicle and add things like spinners to the rims and shag to the interior. It’s a huge hit! They even ha...
  • A rose by any other name... still means yardwork
    on Aug 17, 2010
    Have you ever seen the show, Pimp my Ride, where they take cars and trick them out? If you haven’t, they basically start with a pretty normal vehicle and add things like spinners to the rims and shag to the interior. It’s a huge hit! They even ha...
  • Good fences make good neighbors
    on Aug 9, 2010
    At this point in our relationship, I need to introduce you to my neighbor and my dog. First... the puppy. She eats her own poop, masturbates on her dog bed, and costs me a small fortune every month. She eats my glasses, pisses all over my home, shits...
  • Jim Morrison said it best: Touch me babe
    on Aug 6, 2010
    Last week, I turned thirty-nine. Well, not really. I actually turned 273 since I age in dog years these days. And even though that sounds ancient, I never really thought of myself as old until yesterday - when I was walking out of work and my twenty-...
  • Dude, you can put your weed in there...
    on Jul 24, 2010
    Do you remember that Saturday Night Live skit? It's been done by everyone from Christian Slater to Rob Schneider to Adam Sandler, and it's still funny. Every time I watch it, I laugh. If you haven't seen it, youtube it. Basically, customers go into a...
  • He was my North, my South, my East, my West...
    on Jul 24, 2010
    It's a line from one of my favorite poems and also one of my favorite movies, Four Weddings and a Funeral. And all week I haven't been able to get it out of my head. Though for the life of me, I have no idea why. Normally when this happens, I recite...
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