The Daily Ruffle is a news organization dedicated to providing turn-key and latebreaking coverage of Justin Baker’s life. On location and up to date, The Daily Ruffle is the best source of Justin Baker news in the country. Also the entire planet.

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  • No More Mr. Nice Guy – Day 1
    on May 26, 2010 in Day One No More Mr. Nice Guy
    Dear Alpha Journal, Today was day one of being an alpha male. Phew, it was a lot of hard work, but I made some progress. I started out the day by getting “in the zone” — basically just staring at myself in the mirror with my silver-...
  • No More Mr. Nice Guy – Intro
    on May 25, 2010 in Intro No More Mr. Nice Guy
    In every species there is the Alpha male. The big dog. The head cheese. The go-to-guy. The dog that leads the sled team. The gorilla that goes around beating up all the other apes. The lion with the biggest main, and the loudest roar. I was just goog...
  • Opinion: Sometimes Blonde Jokes Do Come True
    on May 24, 2010 in Opinion & Editorials
    Returning from my brother's wedding was an all day ordeal. I live in Arkansas, and the hitchin' was in Arizona, and so it's a pretty long trip -- but since the bride's dad is a pilot, I got free tickets there and back. I met some interesting stereoty...
  • Opinion: Beware The Cyclops!
    on May 16, 2010 in Opinion & Editorials
    Submitted by Anonymous (but it was Justin. No debate. It was him.) I remember as little kid watching The Three Stooges Meet Hercules. It was pretty funny to my six year old brain — my brothers and I would laugh and chuckle to no end watching as...
  • Customer Angry Because “It Should Be $129.99″
    on May 15, 2010 in U.S.
    MOUNTAIN VIEW, AR While purchasing 21.5″ LCD computer monitor from the Mountain View, AR, a local couple encountered some difficulty at the cash register. All was going smoothly until the cashier scanned the bar code on the item, bringing up a...
  • Opinion: An Open Apology (To Ladies)
    on May 15, 2010 in Opinion & Editorials
    [Editor's note -- While we may feature ironic/funny apologies in the future, this one is completely serious. Sorry to those who thought it was going to be a work of satire -- this is an issue that has been weighing heavily on Justin, and he felt like...
  • Breaking News: Man Doesn’t Like Sandwich Cold
    on May 14, 2010 in Health
    MOUNTAIN VIEW, AR According to local authorities, at approximately 7:20 PM this evening, Justin Baker, 20, developed a desire for food, commonly referred to as “hunger”. Allegedly, Justin has no food stockpiled in his refrigerator, except...
  • Opinion: What’s On My Bucket List?
    on May 13, 2010 in Opinion & Editorials
    Submitted by Anonymous (but it was you, Justin. We all know it) Everyone needs a good solid bucket list — a “to-do” checklist of things you want to get done before its your turn to “kick the bucket”. I know I’m you...
  • Disclaimer Speed-Reading Lands Narrator In Hospital
    on May 12, 2010 in Health U.S.
    MOUNTAIN VIEW, AR A city mourns as area radio personality Trent Brewer, 58, recovers in the hospital after suffering from injuries sustained while recording voice overs. According to insiders, Brewer was doing an ad for Robbin’s Discount Furnit...
  • Husband Hurt By Wife Who “Never Listens”
    on May 11, 2010 in U.S.
    CHARLOTTE, NC Ted and Margie Hendricks, of Charlotte, NC, have been married for over 6 years. They have no children, but ask anyone who knows the husband and wife, and you will hear phrases such as “they are perfect together” and “w...
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