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• Jon Gosselin travels farther down shit highway
  on Jun 28, 2010 in Celebridiots Celebrity Idiot Jon Gosselin Tattoo
  Father-of-the-year Jon Gosselin wants to start over (understandably). He has a life coach. He’s attending a leadership seminar. And he’s getting a giant dragon tattoo across his back. Yeahhhhhhhh. Apparently his Ed Hardy t-shirts weren...
• This just in: Unicorn meat not real
  on Jun 24, 2010 in Fools and their Money Business Idiot Lawyer National Pork Board Nerds Unicorn Website
  Unicorns don’t exist; I know that, you know that, your 6-year-old bratty niece knows that. Apparently, however, the National Pork Board never got the memo. The meat police sent a cease and desist letter to ThinkGeek, an online store which cater...
• Pregnancy stops war…at least on CBS
  on Jun 23, 2010 in Idiotsyncrasy Idiot News Afghanistan Pregnant
  The past couple of weeks have brought some dramatic updates to the war in Afghanistan. From previously undiscovered mineral deposits to McChrystal’s Rolling Stone flap, this nearly nine-year-old war is still making headlines. Well, kind of. Bro...
• Bynes and her career call it quits
  on Jun 22, 2010 in Celebridiots Idiot Celebrity Amanda Bynes
  Amanda please! The beloved child actress-turned-Maxim-cover girl is retired at the ripe age of 24. Which is totally understandable, since she’s an Olympic gymnast. Am I wrong? Because that’s the only career I can think of where retirement...
• Student pitches puppy at big bad bikers
  on Jun 21, 2010 in Idiotsyncrasy Idiot News animals
  I’m not sure what he was thinking. Maybe his deadbeat dad owned a motorcycle. Perhaps a vicious dog bite caused a lifelong disdain for canines. Whatever the reason, this 26-year-old German student slowed traffic on Tuesday by making a “ru...
• Girl’s got some baggage
  on Jun 18, 2010 in Illegal Idiots Drugs Idiot News
  A Beverly Hills socialite was arrested on Monday for flying with more than 500 pounds of marijuana. Police uncovered the pot princess after growing suspicious of the 13 bags she brought on a private flight from L.A. to Cleveland. So much for packing...
• Would you like some love handles with that?
  on Jun 15, 2010 in Idiotsyncrasy Food Idiot
  East coast restaurant chain Friendly’s, known primarily for its ice cream,  released a new sandwich this month. Sorry, typo. I mean Friendly’s released a new Brobdingnagian three-sandwiches-in-one burger.  This colossus is a traditional...
• Tax impacts ‘GTL’ lifestyle
  on Jun 11, 2010 in Celebridiots Polidiots Idiot News Celebrity snooki John McCain Twitter
  Twitter can be powerful. It was central to the Iranian “Green” protests, pokes fun at BP, and pitted Ashton Kutcher against Anderson Cooper in an unlikely rivalry (if only their competition culminated in a scantily-clad jello wrestling ma...
• Second coming of Jesus causes 5-car pileup
  on Jun 10, 2010 in Illegal Idiots
  A  naked man caused a multi-car accident on an interstate in Connecticut by yelling that he was Jesus, although experts doubt if this claim is true. Not much is known, but here are some conclusions we can draw from the incident. 1. Armageddon is not...
• Why drunk driving is illegal
  on Jun 8, 2010 in Vidiots Video Car Idiot
  I’m guessing the driver was watching the Dukes of Hazzard at the bar.

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