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• Product Displacement
  on Jan 26, 2014 in Commentary General Humor Satire absurd american culture comedy cranky humor movies satire silly social stupid
  Something has been bugging me lately. It’s there in the back of my mind, snapping forward when I stop for gas or running afoul of anything that’s designed to separate me from my money. It’s this word “product.” Not reall...
• Happy Zombirthday
  on Feb 9, 2013 in Commentary General Humor Life Satire birthday cake celebrities dead death facebook happy humor morbid oxygen peace reality rest zombie
  I wish Facebook folks would stop wishing dead people a Happy Birthday. Enough already. It’s really thoughtful that you’re wishing John Wayne a Happy Birthday or some obscure Hollywood starlet who killed herself 50 years ago.  Happiness i...
• Love thy neighbor or kiss thy ass goodbye
  on Feb 5, 2013 in Life Commentary satire commentary true guns NRA neighbors murder apartment noise kids pets dog shit pranks shot health America revenge crime lesson tragedy
  http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/headlines/20130204-dallas-police-say-elderly-man-apparently-killed-couple-over-dog-droppings.ecea This is the kind of story the NRA collectively masturbates over, at least in private: that good ol’ American...
• Woman Eats Her Cat’s Hair, Has Consumed More Than 3200 Hairballs
  on Feb 2, 2013 in Life Commentary weird cuisine cat hair strange cravings pet fucked up sad christian mingle feline fancy feast Bon Appétit
  I just don’t know right off what exactly to say about this. I know there are some fucked up people in the world. I’m from the South. Grown motherfuckers in diapers who sleep in cribs, shit like that.I know people … Continue reading...
• Bad ideas: Workplace Blogs (“Wogs”)
  on Feb 1, 2013 in Fun General Humor blogs customers honesty humor office reports sarcasm team waffles workplace
  So my company has decided to implement workplace blogs to foster team interaction. It’s voluntary but basically we get to share work-related thoughts on our daily activities. In other words: boring shit no one will want to read. Stuff like R...
• Sunlighten up
  on Jan 31, 2013 in General Humor Life annoyance morning office sunlight vampire vexed
  Beautiful, crisp sunlight is spilling through the windows at work. This is quite welcome after yesterday’s stormy gloom. So this toad of a woman wearing a sweater with a cute little kitty on it, without asking anyone else, proceeds towards R...
• America: Get a handle on your scandals
  on Jan 29, 2013 in Commentary General Humor Life Satire absurd commentary culture news political satire scandal silly social
  It’s pathetic that our idea of a scandal these days is whether or not Subway is shafting customers an inch on their footlong sandwiches. If everyone complained they weren’t getting the inches they were promised, men everywhere would be, s...
• on Jan 29, 2013 in General Humor alien beacon bad bowl of soup crazy fashion hats headwear queen royalty tortillas
  Typically, when I encounter hats like these, there’s warm tortillas under them. Related story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/28/queen-beatrix-to-abdicate_n_2567717.html...
• North Carolina Proposal Would Ban Welfare Recipients From Buying Lottery Tickets
  on Jan 26, 2013 in Commentary culture lottery politics republicans stupid welfare
  What kind of logic is this? Wouldn’t winning the lottery effectively get a person OFF welfare? Naturally, a Republican cooked this one up. Why don’t we just kick stomach cancer patients in the gut with an iron boot? What about liberty? A...
• Sex Act 1, Scene 1
  on Jan 26, 2013 in General Humor absurd opera perverts sex silly theater
  I find the term sex ‘acts’ quite curious. “Acts” makes it sound like they’re pretending. After all, the word “performing” usually accompanies that particular term. Whenever I hear the phrase “performing...

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