Latest Blog Posts for Heather's House of Blog

• Lunch Lady/Janitor
  on Jan 1, 2011
  Upon returning to work on Monday, my new position at the school will be lunch lady/janitor. I've been booted out of the classroom....and I will be landing in the cafeteria. Who's jealous? In an effort to salvage the shred of pride to which I am still...
• Let me just tell you about it.
  on Nov 3, 2010
  I started a new job one week ago tomorrow. Thus far, I have done very few things right. Let me tell you about it. I am teaching "Stories and Science" and "Language" class to 3 year olds. In short, this consists of teaching 40 (give or take) 3 year ol...
• Stay back 100 feet.
  on Sep 16, 2010
  Warning: Reading this blog may cause permanent damage to any electrical appliances within 100 feet of your monitor. It all began on Tuesday afternoon. The battery in my phone was quickly draining, and in order to survive 4 hours in class that evening...
• Because I know you care.
  on Aug 27, 2010
  Holy cow. I don't even know where to begin in my quest to update you on my life. Let's start from the beginning.I was born on a cool spring morning on April 27...Nah, I won't go back that far. Instead, I'll pick up where I left off.The heavens parted...
• A blog from my phone
  on Aug 1, 2010
  I haven't written in a while. I've been too busy downloading apps to my new iPhone. Here is what I've installed, in case you're wondering:1. Free ringtones app-- Cranberries, Linger- En Vogue, What a Man- Mandy Moore, Only Hope2. Dog Whistle app3. Pa...
• Don't Touch Me. I have Herpes.
  on Jul 28, 2010
  In case you weren't aware, tender souls such as myself do not need a fever to sprout a fever blister. All it takes for me to grow a cold sore is a little bit of stress (see previous blog), a little too much time in the sun, or the presence of 1 Herpe...
• Woe is me: My day in a nutshell
  on Jul 27, 2010
  Please allow me to blow off some steam for a few moments. It will make me feel better; I cannot guarantee the same outcome for you, so sorry. The second I logged on to my work computer this morning, I had several thousand emails waiting for...
• It's a conspiracy.
  on Jul 26, 2010
  I am convinced the following 3 men are conspiring to ruin my life:1. The mailman. I think that the fellow that delivers the mail to my office everyday is Newman reincarnated. He stores up mail on the days he doesn't feel like delivering, and the...
• Hi, I'm Heather, and I'm addicted to sno cones.
  on Jul 25, 2010
  If I had infinite wealth, the first thing I would purchase would be my very own Josh's  Sno cone Shack fully stocked with an ice machine, Styrofoam cups, flavors as far as the eye could see, cream, and the little twenty something man inside...
• The Pantyhose Dance
  on Jul 22, 2010
  No female (or male, for that matter) can possibly look attractive while putting on pantyhose. This process is one that really needs to be done in private. Too bad privacy doesn't exist in my house. As I've mentioned several times, my two ye...

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