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  • The Great Crossing
    on Feb 11, 2012 in Childhood Freeway Candy
    It was a blistering summer afternoon when my brother and his friend hatched a plan to set out upon an epic journey to obtain the most sought after item for any child. Yes, that item was called candy. This amazing plan consisted of the two neighbor bo...
  • Anti-Baldites
    on Jan 13, 2011 in Moses Hair Bald God
    As a follically challenged male I have often pondered the oppression of my people. We are mocked, laughed at and openly shunned from society.  Why God? Why?!  Why did you part my hair like the red sea? Hollywood oppresses my people at ever...
  • Don't "Just Get Out and Vote"
    on Nov 3, 2010 in Rules Election Candidate Vote
    As I was driving to vote I started to think about the people who will be voting today.  After I stopped crying  I wondered if I even wanted them to go vote to begin with. There are so many people that have no idea what or who they are...
  • The Muffin Top
    on Oct 21, 2010 in Fashion Muffin Top Jeans
    Let me start out by admitting that I am no fashion mogul my any stretch of the imagination but I have seen things as of late that I cannot remain silent about any longer. Every decade has a few standout fashions: Leather jackets in the 50s, tie dyed...
  • The Good SamaritanI wouldn’t say that I hate mornings but mornings and I just do not get along very well. Mornings to me are like that one guy at work that has an office down the hall and every time he sees you he spends 30 minutes telling you about how the podiatri...
  • The Great Cheeseburger Incident of 2010Over the past few months I have noticed a very subtle change in my lunches that my lovely wife packs for me to take to work. At first it was just adding a nonfat yogurt but then, later, my chips were replaced by an apple and later, after a month or s...
  • That Stinks
    on Sep 30, 2010 in Odor Bathroom Smell
    As I walked into the men’s restroom at work I was greeted by one of the most fowl smells that has ever taken the journey up into my nasal cavity. It was as if an evil mad scientist birthed a retched stench in a test tube, put it in a box and poked...
  • The Worst GenerationThey lived through the worst depression this country has ever known and still managed to survive. When the world called upon them to defend freedom they gladly volunteered themselves and took up arms. The men lined up around the corner at places to g...
  • What If We Have It All Wrong
    on Sep 24, 2010 in Science Atom Dinosaurs DNA Cheeseburger
    As I was sitting on the toilet this morning contemplating the ways of the universe, as I do most mornings, I wondered if north was really north and south was really south. What if God was looking down upon us yelling, “No! No! You have it all...
  • Zero to Hero and Back Again
    on Sep 18, 2010 in Diaper Hero Fire Disneyland
    I have experienced many humiliating moments in my lifetime. So much so that not much embarrassment can penetrate the thick, leathery wall that hides what is left of my soul. One especially mortifying experience is feeling the exuberance of being a he...
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