Husband wife jokes - ID proof
on Oct 30, 2009 in Funny jokes Husband Wife jokes adult jokes Tags: Husband wife jokes,jokes An old man goes to a Social Security office to apply for benefits but forgets his ID. The social worker says, "Just unbutton your shirt." The old man complies, and the social worker says, "The gray ches...

Jhonny jokes - Future dreams
on Oct 30, 2009 in Jhonny jokes adult jokes Tags: Jhonny jokes,adult jokes Little Johnny and two of his friends were sitting on a front porch one day after school. Billy looked down the street and saw a bright red Corvette. "Some day I'm gonna be a lawyer so I can buy me one of those Cor...

Jhonny jokes - Pray to God
on Jun 20, 2009 in Jhonny jokes jokes Tags: Rail,god,jhonny,humor Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise a...

Adult jokes - Ladies toilet
on Jun 18, 2009 in adult jokes Tags: chicago,hospital,ladiespleasure In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you...

Jokes - Short Jokes
on Jun 13, 2009 in Funny jokes Short funny jokes jokes Tags: short jokes,marriage,millionare Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ********** A newly marrie...

Santabanta jokes - Vegiterian Chicken
on Jun 13, 2009 in Funny jokes santabanta jokes Tags: santabanta jokes,catholic,church Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were f...

Jokes - Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
on Jun 12, 2009 in Funny jokes jokes Tags: Doctors,bartenders,Psychiatrists Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.. So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm...

Humor - 20-20 rules in exams
on Jun 10, 2009 in Funny jokes jokes Humor Tags: examination,cheer girls 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers. 4. 1st 15 minutes power...

Joke - Work Vs Prision
on Jun 8, 2009 in jokes Tags: Workshop,Prision,salary IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you hav...

Jhonny jokes - 5 dollars
on Jun 7, 2009Tags: newspaper,dollars,sex Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady, "I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly give you some gr...